Sperm Karma

Season 2 , Ep 1 01/26/12 Views: 1,131

Kareem Green imagines what happened to the sperm that didn't make it. (1:50)

WHY YOU GOIN'THROUGH THE BAD STUFF

YOU GOIN' THROUGHSOMETIMES,

'CAUSE OF ALL THE BADSTUFF YOU DID AS A SPERM.

'CAUSE TO BEAT OUTMILLIONS OF OTHER SPERM,

YOU HAD TO CHEAT.

I CALL IT "CUM KARMA."

YOU HAD TO BEA LITTLE SNEAKY.

SEE, LIKE, WHEN THE OTHER SPERMWERE SLEEPIN' IN THE NUTS,

YOU WAS TYIN' THEIRLITTLE TAILS IN KNOTS,

LIKE, "FUCK THIS SHIT.

[laughter]

"I'M 'BOUT TO WINTHIS RACE OF LIFE.

"I ONLY GOT ONE SHOT!"

YOU'S GIVIN' THE OTHERSPERM WRONG DIRECTION.

"I THINK IT'S THAT WAY.

[laughter]

"STOP FOLLLOWIN' ME!"

[laughter]

A LOT OF GUYSAIN'T MAKE IT.

THINK ABOUT IT.

A LOT OF GUYS,WHAT HAPPENED?

THEY GOT CAUGHTUP IN CONDOMS.

LIKE, "WHAT THE FU--

"EH-EH-EH-EH-EH...

"SOME SORT OF FORCEFIELD IS IN THE VAGINA!"

IT WAS WORSEFOR OTHER GUYS.

A LOT OF GUYSGOT SWALLOWED, MAN.

IT AIN'T EASY.

[laughter]

YEAH.

IMAGINE HOW THEY FELT.

THEY WAS TORE UP.

THEY CAME OUT LIKE, "YEAH,THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT--

"HOLD-HOLD-HOLD-HOLDON, FELLAS.

"SOMETHIN' AIN'T RIGHT--SOMETHIN' AIN'T RIGHT.

"SOMETHIN' AIN'T RIGHT.

"THIS AIN'T THE UTERUS.

"THIS AIN'T THE--WHAT IS THIS, PIZZA?

"GOTTA DIE ONA PEPPERONI!"

WHO HAD IT THE WORST?

THE GUYS WHO ENDEDUP IN THE REAR END.

YEAH, IMAGINEHOW THEY FELT.

LIKE, "THIS ISA REAL SHIT HOLE.

[laughter]

"NOW, THIS IS A CRAPPYSITUATION IF I EVER SAW IT!

"THIS IS BULLSHIT--NO, IT'S HUMAN SHIT!

"FUCK THIS SHIT--I'M OUTTA HERE!"

THANK Y'ALLVERY MUCH, MAN!

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