ISN'T IT?
AND US HUMANS AIN'T TOO PERFECT,
ARE WE?
WE DO STUPID THINGS, HUH?
YOU EVER DO A DUMB THING, BUDDY?
>> SURE.
Harland Williams: WHAT'D YOU DO
THAT'S DUMB, LITTLE FRIEND?
BESIDES SIT IN THE FRONT-ROW
WHERE I CAN GET TO YOU?
[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]
HERE'S WHAT I DID RECENTLY,
PRETTY STUPID.
I WAS A LITTLE VAIN.
I WENT OUT AND GOT SOME
COSMETIC SURGERY.
I HAD MY CHIN REMOVED AND
MY EARS ENLARGED.
[LAUGHTER, CHEERS & APPLAUSE]
I DON'T KNOW IF GETTING THE CHIN
REMOVED WAS THE SMARTEST THING
IN THE WORLD.
I HAD TO CANCEL MY VIOLIN
LESSONS.
[LAUGHTER]
I'D DROOL IT'D GO STRAIGHT DOWN
INTO MY UNDERPANTS.
I TRIED TO GIVE AN ITALIAN GUY
THE FUNGOOLA THE OTHER DAY
IT WENT RIGHT IN MY EYE.
[LAUGHTER]
CHICKS ARE GETTING THE BOTOX
INJECTIONS IN THEIR FACE, MAN.
YOU EVER SEE ONE OF THESE CHICKS
HAVE AN ORGASM?
"AHHHHHH!
[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]
AHHHHHH!
HERE I [BLEEP] AGAIN!
AHHHHHH!
AHHH, DON'T STOP THE PLEASURE.
AHHHHHH!"
[LAUGHTER, CHEERS & APPLAUSE]