ISN'T IT?

AND US HUMANS AIN'T TOO PERFECT,

ARE WE?

WE DO STUPID THINGS, HUH?

YOU EVER DO A DUMB THING, BUDDY?

>> SURE.

Harland Williams: WHAT'D YOU DO

THAT'S DUMB, LITTLE FRIEND?

BESIDES SIT IN THE FRONT-ROW

WHERE I CAN GET TO YOU?

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

HERE'S WHAT I DID RECENTLY,

PRETTY STUPID.

I WAS A LITTLE VAIN.

I WENT OUT AND GOT SOME

COSMETIC SURGERY.

I HAD MY CHIN REMOVED AND

MY EARS ENLARGED.

[LAUGHTER, CHEERS & APPLAUSE]

I DON'T KNOW IF GETTING THE CHIN

REMOVED WAS THE SMARTEST THING

IN THE WORLD.

I HAD TO CANCEL MY VIOLIN

LESSONS.

[LAUGHTER]

I'D DROOL IT'D GO STRAIGHT DOWN

INTO MY UNDERPANTS.

I TRIED TO GIVE AN ITALIAN GUY

THE FUNGOOLA THE OTHER DAY

IT WENT RIGHT IN MY EYE.

[LAUGHTER]

CHICKS ARE GETTING THE BOTOX

INJECTIONS IN THEIR FACE, MAN.

YOU EVER SEE ONE OF THESE CHICKS

HAVE AN ORGASM?

"AHHHHHH!

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

AHHHHHH!

HERE I [BLEEP] AGAIN!

AHHHHHH!

AHHH, DON'T STOP THE PLEASURE.

AHHHHHH!"

[LAUGHTER, CHEERS & APPLAUSE]