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On Her Majesty's Secret Cervix - Don't Wake the Queen

Season 18 • 07/23/2013

Kate Middleton gives birth to what is definitely a baby.

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05:32

Everybody Coups - Egypt & Semantics
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Following the Egyptian military's ouster of Mohamed Morsi, America finds itself stuck with a comically oversized $1.6 billion novelty check.
07/18/2013
05:44

Louis C.K.
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Louis C.K. discusses fathering the royal baby, describes working with Woody Allen and offers his opinion on Rolling Stone's Boston bomber cover.
07/22/2013
04:35

Chapter 9 Mile
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From a safe distance, the media reports on Detroit's bankruptcy proceedings.
07/22/2013
02:33

On Her Majesty's Secret Cervix - A Royal Son
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England's Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, delivers a son on her very first try.
07/22/2013
02:50

American Leaker Story - Asylum
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Edward Snowden's Moscow airport staycation enters its endgame.
07/22/2013
04:30

Detroit Hock City
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Detroit's auto industry was too big to fail, but Detroit's public sector workers are just small enough to not give a s**t about.
07/22/2013
00:36

Moment of Zen - Helen Thomas Tribute
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The late Helen Thomas explains the rules of the White House press corps to John Oliver.
07/22/2013
03:15

On Her Majesty's Secret Cervix - The Queen's Delight
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The Queen reacts to her great-grandchild's birth, and CNN harasses pregnant British women.
07/23/2013
05:17

On Her Majesty's Secret Cervix - The Best F#@king News Team Ever & The Royal Baby
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The Best F#@king News Team Ever gets drunk and depressed following the Prince of Cambridge's birth.
07/23/2013
00:10

Moment of Zen - Royal Baby Weight
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The son of Prince William and Kate Middleton weighs in at over eight pounds.
07/23/2013
05:50

On Her Majesty's Secret Cervix - Don't Wake the Queen
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England celebrates the birth of the royal baby in the traditional way -- by drinking.
07/23/2013
00:19

Moment of Zen - Downtown Saginaw
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A Michigan newscaster helps her viewers visualize Saginaw traffic patterns.
07/24/2013
04:28

Welcome Back, Cocker
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New York City mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner goes into damage control mode over a second sexting scandal threatening to derail his campaign.
07/24/2013
04:11

A Conversation on Race
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Larry Wilmore argues that it's difficult to have a conversation on race when many whites see America as color blind, and the majority of blacks see white people as crazy.
07/24/2013
06:03

Despicable Wein 2
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Following another scandal, New York City wonders just how long ago candidate Anthony Weiner fell off the d**k wagon and whether it can trust him to get back on it.
07/24/2013
05:36

Shailene Woodley
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Shailene Woodley explains how she can make a coming-of-age movie with no vampires, no wizards, and no sex with baked goods.
07/24/2013
00:32

Moment of Zen - Shep Smith & Tourists
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Shep Smith instructs New York City tourists on how to behave properly.
07/25/2013
05:12

John Oliver's Arcane Details of Boron-Group Metals Pricing Update
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Goldman Sachs bets on the future price of aluminum while simultaneously goosing the future price of aluminum.
07/25/2013
05:12

Bob Bradley
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Egypt national soccer coach Bob Bradley describes how the political situation in Egypt has affected his team's quest for its first World Cup appearance in over two decades.
07/25/2013
05:18

John Oliver's Arcane Details of Boron-Group Metals Pricing Update - Aluminum Hoarding
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In a scheme so simple a child could understand it, Goldman Sachs gets around commodity-hoarding laws by shuttling aluminum from warehouse to warehouse.
07/25/2013
04:34

A$$holes Wanted
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Aasif Mandvi tries selling a promising congressional candidate on going to Washington DC, despite its 535 obvious flaws.
07/25/2013
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