Jimmy Dore - Credit Card Declined

  • Season 8 , Ep 20
  • 04/08/2004
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The adult equivalent of dorky clothes is getting your credit card declined. (0:59)

EQUIVALENT OF DORKY CLOTHES IS

TO GET YOUR CREDIT CARD

DECLINED.

THAT'S THE WORST FEELING.

EVERYBODY REACTS THE SAME WAY.

GUY GOES, "YOUR CREDIT CARD'S

BEEN DECLINED."

[GASPS WITH SARCASM]

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

"THAT'S WEIRD 'CAUSE I JUST

USED IT.

[LAUGHTER]

COULD YOU RUN IT THROUGH AGAIN?"

WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?

"COULD YOU RUN IT THROUGH AGAIN

AND PROLONG THIS HUMILIATION?"

[LAUGHTER]

JUST ONE TIME I'D LIKE TO SEE

SOMEBODY TAKE RESPONSIBILITY

FOR THAT.

WOULDN'T THAT BE NOVEL?

GUY GOES, "HEY, YOUR CREDIT

CARD'S BEEN DECLINED."

"YEAH.

[LAUGHTER]

I'VE BEEN [BLEEP] UP FOR QUITE

A WHILE.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

I THOUGHT THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN

WEEKS AGO, SERIOUSLY.

[LAUGHTER]

I STOPPED PAYIN' THAT BEFORE

I WENT INTO DETOX, ARE YOU

KIDDING?"

[LAUGHTER]

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