Kevin Seccia - Animal Liberation

Allen, Murphy, Seccia, Roulette Season 8, Ep 0805 01/28/2005 Views: 2,718

Hunting isn't fair. (3:00)

BUILDING AND THERE ARE A

COUPLE OF GOTH GIRLS THAT LIVE

IN THE BUILDING WITH ME.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN BY GOTH?

THEY'RE KIND OF SURLY AND

DRESSED IN BLACK.

FIRST OF ALL...

[LAUGHTER]

FIRST OF ALL, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT

WAS STILL A THING.

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE STILL

ALLOWED TO BE GOTH.

I THOUGHT THEY WERE ALL KIND

OF ROUNDED UP AT THE END OF THE

'90s AND PUT ON RESERVATIONS.

[LAUGHTER]

BUT YOU KNOW, APPARENTLY YOU

CAN BE GOTH.

BUT THE BEST PART IS, I ALWAYS

CATCH THEM ENGAGED IN VERY

UN-GOTH LIKE ACTIVITIES.

LIKE I'M WALKING BY THE OPEN

APARTMENT DOOR.

ONE OF THEM'S VACUUMING.

VACUUMING.

VACUUMING.

THERE'S NOTHING GOTH ABOUT

VACUUMING.

OR I WALK BY THE LOBBY.

ONE OF THEM'S GETTING A LETTER.

GETTING A LETTER?

WHAT--

IS THE DEVIL WRITING YOU POEMS?

I--

[APPLAUSE]

THE MAIL?

SO, PEOPLE WHO ARE AGAINST

HUNTING, THE BIGGEST THING

THEY QUOTE IS THAT IT'S NOT

FAIR.

IT'S VERY UNFAIR FOR THE ANIMAL.

THE GUY'S GOT A GUN.

HE'S UP IN A TREE.

HE'S HIDDEN.

THE ANIMAL IS UNSUSPECTING,

AND IT'S NOT FAIR.

AND I WOULD AGREE WITH THAT.

IT IS NOT FAIR.

BUT MY FATHER CALLED ME RECENTLY

WITH HIS PLAN TO GO GRIZZLY BEAR

HUNTING WITH A BOW AND ARROW.

[LAUGHTER]

YEAH, THAT IS NOT FAIR FOR THE

HUMAN BEING.

IF THAT WAS A FIGHT IN VEGAS,

THE BEAR WOULD BE LIKE A

25 TO ONE FAVORITE.

LET ME SEE A 2300-POUND ENGINE

OF DESTRUCTION COVERED IN FUR

AND MUSCLE AND CLAWS AND FANGS,

VERSUS MY 65 YEAR-OLD 120 POUND

GRAY HAIRED FATHER.

OH, AND HE'S GOT A STICK AND

HE'S GOT A PIECE OF STRING,

AND HE'S GOT ANOTHER STICK.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

I'LL PUT $10 DOWN ON THE BEAR.

ALL RIGHT.

THIS IS MY LAST THING.

THIS IS A LETTER FROM A MAGAZINE

THAT WEIGHS IN ON THE FUR

DEBATE, WHETHER OR NOT WE SHOULD

WEAR FUR.

AND I'M GOING TO READ IT TO YOU.

TO POSE THE FUR DEBATE QUOTE,

HAS PETA GONE TOO FUR--

END QUOTE.

AS A CHOICE BETWEEN HUMAN

RIGHTS AND ANIMAL RIGHTS IS

RIDICULOUS.

ANIMAL LIBERATION IS HUMAN

LIBERATION.

WE CANNOT MOVE FORWARD AS A

SOCIETY UNLESS WE HONESTLY AND

FEARLESSLY EXAMINE THE IDEA THAT

ANIMALS MAY BE OTHER NATIONS

WHOSE CULTURES ARE NOT OURS TO

INTERFERE WITH, SINCERELY,

INGRID E. NEWKIRK,

PRESIDENT OF PETA.

HOLD ON, HOLD ON.

THERE'S SOMETHING THERE.

THAT REMINDS ME OF A

CONVERSATION I WAS HAVING WITH

THE KING OF THE SQUIRRELS.

AND I DON'T KNOW IF HE WAS

THE KING, BUT HE WAS HIGH UP.

AND--

[LAUGHTER, CHEERS & APPLAUSE]

YOU KNOW HE WAS WEARING A

LITTLE CROWN.

SO REALLY...