Randy's Redemption

  • Season 1 , Ep 3
  • 04/16/2014
  • Views: 4,285

A man with amnesia wakes up to find a self-written note revealing that the only thing he knows about himself for sure is that he is an a**hole. (2:28)

- YAH.WHAT A HEADACHE.

WHO AM I?

I-I DON'T REMEMBERANYTHING!

WAAAH!

A TABLE!A NOTE!

"DEAR RANDY--"

UGH! RANDY ISA TERRIBLE NAME.

"THERE IS ONLY ONE THINGI KNOW FOR SURE.

TURN OVER."

I'M AN ASSHOLE CALLED RANDY?

THIS IS SHIT!

[bleep] YOU, WOODEN TABLE!

[grunts, screams]

WAIT.

IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BELIKE THIS.

[cheerful whistled tune]I CAN CHANGE!

TODAY I AM GOING TO BEA GREAT MAN!

LIFE IS WONDERFUL.

- HEY, SPARE SOME CHANGE,MISTER?

- OF COURSE, MY GOOD MAN.

- WOW! THANKS, MISTER!

I ASK YOU EVERY DAY,BUT THIS IS THE FIRST TIME

YOU EVER GAVE ME ANYTHING.

TO BE HONEST,I-I ALWAYS THOUGHT

YOU WERE SORT OF AN ASSHOLE.

[record scratches]- [gasps]

WELL, NOT TODAY.

TODAY WE'RE GOINGTO HAVE FUN

AND BE JOYFUL!

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

JUST NAME IT.ANYTHING!

- ANYTHING?

[both laughing]

[video game beeping]

[tattoo gun buzzing]

[laughing wildly]

[laughter continues]

[baby crying]

- LOOK AT THE [bleep] SUNSET![laughing]

IT'S SO [bleep] BEAUTIFUL!

- [chuckling]

- YOU KNOW,IT'S BEEN A PERFECT DAY.

I REALLY FEELLIKE A NEW MAN.

I DON'T NEEDTHAT STUPID NOTE ANYMORE.

I'VE CHANGED.I'LL REMEMBER THIS.

I FEEL GREAT,AND I'M A GREAT PERSON.

RANDY IS A STUPID NAME, THOUGH.

AAH!

- [grunting]

"YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE."

SEE YOU TOMORROW, RANDY.

[guffaws]

WHAT A STUPID NAME.

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