Jesse Popp - Most Unusual Diet & Older Elvis

Jesse Popp Season 1, Ep 12 06/15/2012 Views: 6,791

Jesse Popp discovers that it's not that easy to get into the "Guinness Book of World Records" and laments Elvis's unhealthy lifestyle. (2:23)

It's been a dreamof mine

to get my name into The Guinness Book of World Records.

And, uh, it's a pretty big book.

I always figured there had to bea couple easy ones in there

that have maybe slipped throughthe cracks that I can do.

Like, uh, like you know, likeMost Part Irish. Or...

Two Weeks withoutEating Vegetables.

Something. But then I finallyread the whole book.

And they're all hard.The whole book is very hard.

World records, I saw one.This is a real record.

A guy won for Most Unusual Diet.

He has the record forThe Most Unusual Diet

because he can eat airplanes.

He ate an airplane.

And now he has the recordfor Most Unusual Diet.

I don't know, man.

I just hope, uh,

I just hope Al Qaeda doesn't geta hold of this guy.

You know, you're on your flightone day, you look over,

he's like... (grunting)


(grunts)I should have started

with the seats.

Calm down! Calm down!I filled up on seats.

For the next 20 years,no one can go to the gate

with a napkin tucked into their collar.

We're a nation of fearmongers.(chuckles)

These fiction...

(isolated clap)This guy wants to...

That guy cheered for wanting

to walk through the gatewith a napkin in his collar.

That's, uh, like, "Finally!"Uh...

I think, uh,

I think if Elvis did fakehis own death, um...

by now, he's probablydead anyway, I think.

Because it didn't...I don't see that guy

pulling through to present day.

Because back when I was a kid,it was always on the news.

People thought thatthey were seeing him.

It didn't sound like he hadgotten his act together.

You know, it'd be like,"I saw Elvis at a bar."

"I saw Elvis in a truck stopeating pancakes."

You know, nobody ever saw him,like, making a salad

or pricing outNordic Tracks or something.

That guy died in the woodsin 1985. That's, uh...

That's a best case scenario.