Earthquake - Donating to Haiti

  • Season 2 , Ep 4
  • 02/09/2012
  • Views: 9,896

Earthquake doesn't think that Wyclef Jean is qualified to be President of Haiti. (0:46)

I WANT MY TEN DOLLARS BACK.

IT'S-IT LOOKED THE SAME WAYWHEN THE EARTHQUAKE HIT.

WHAT'D THEY DO WITHALL THAT MONEY?

THAT'S A PONZI SCAM.

I WANT MY TEN DOLLARS BACK.

YOU DON'T NEED MILLIONS OFDOLLARS TO FIX UP HAITI.

ALL YOU NEED IS $450 ANDFOUR MEXICANS FROM HOME DEPOT.

[audience laughter]

THEY'LL DO THEWHOLE COUNTRY.

I'M LOOKIN' FORWYCLEF JEAN.

HE THE ONE WHO RANMY CELL PHONE.

MOTHER HAD METEXTIN' HAITI.

TALKIN' ABOUT HE RUNNIN'FOR PRESIDENT OF HAITI.

YEAH, HE SAIDHE WAS RUNNIN'.

HE AIN'T QUALIFIED TOBE PRESIDENT OF HAITI.

HE CAN'T EVEN KEEPTHE FUGEES TOGETHER.

[audience laughter]

IF YOU CAN'T KEEPA GROUP TOGETHER,

YOU CAN'T RUN A COUNTRY.

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