East/West Bowl Rap

East/West Bowl Rap Season 3, Ep 2 09/25/2013 Views: 117,497

College football teams clash in a rap battle that shows that their true talent lies on the field. (3:36)

- HEY, JADINKALAGE?

- YEAH, L'CARPETRON?

- CHECK OUT LEOZ.

I WONDER WHATHE'S DREAMING ABOUT?

- HE IS PROBABLY DREAMINGABOUT WHAT WE IS GONNA DO

TO THE TEAM FROM THE WEST.

- I WONDER.

- ♪ T'VARIUSNESS ♪

♪ T-KING FOR SHORT

♪ I'M A BAD MAMMA-JAMMA ♪

♪ AND AN AWFUL SPORT

- ♪ SMOOCHIE-WALLACE

♪ YOU CAN CALL ME TYROIL

♪ RAPPIN' UP RUSHESLIKE ALUMINUM FOIL ♪

- ♪ MCCRINGLEBERRY

♪ I'M VERY SCARY ♪

♪ IF I GOT THE BALLYOU BEST BE WARY ♪

- ♪ L'CARPETRON DOOKMARRIOT ♪

♪ I LOVE THE BALL SO MUCHI WANNA MARRY IT ♪

all: ♪ 'CAUSE THE EASTERNSCHOOL'S ♪

♪ GONNA BEAT THE FOOLSFROM THE WEST ♪

- OH, YEAH.

all: ♪ WHERE FOOTBALL'SCONCERNED ♪

♪ WE GONNA SHOW YOUTHAT WE ARE THE BEST ♪

- ♪ WE ARE THE BEST

- ♪ I'M IBRAHIM MOIZOOS ♪

♪ AND MY RHYMES ARE CLEANLIKE MY NAME IS DR. SEUSS ♪

- ♪ PROBINCRUZ III

♪ THEY CALL ME "THE PROBE"

♪ I CAN INTERCEPT BALLS

♪ WITH MY EARLOBE

- ♪ SHOWER-HANDEL

♪ THAT'S MY NAME ♪

♪ POWER CANDLE SOUNDS THE SAME

- ♪ WITH JACKMERIUS - ♪ D'SQUARIUS ♪

- ♪ AND JAVARISON-LAMAR

- ♪ FLACKAWAXA PLAYS SAX AND

♪ D'MARCUS PLAYS GUITAR ♪

all:♪ 'CAUSE THE EASTERN SCHOOL'S ♪

♪ GONNA BEAT THE FOOLSFROM THE WEST ♪

- ♪ OKAY

♪ DON'T YOU KNOW ♪

all:♪ WHERE FOOTBALL'S CONCERNED ♪

♪ WE GONNA SHOW YOUTHAT WE ARE THE BEST ♪

- ♪ INDEEDY, WE ARE THE BEST

- [gasps]

IT MUST HAVE BEENALL A DREAM.

[gasps]

OR WAS IT?

- OH, IT'S ON.

- ♪ WHAT'S UP, Y'ALL ♪

♪ IT'S JEFFERSPIN ♪

♪ I'M THE BIG LEFT TACKLE ♪

♪ GONNA HELP US WIN

- ♪ X-WING AT ALYSSIUSNESS

♪ I'LL USE MY FORCETO GIVE THE EAST DISTRESS ♪

- ♪ ALGERNON-SPLATTER'SWHERE IT'S AT ♪

♪ RUNNING THROUGH DEFENDERSAND PADDING MY STATS ♪

- ♪ Y'ALL KNOW ME ♪

♪ I'M WASHINGBEARD ♪

♪ CATCH SO MANY BALLSIT'S A LITTLE WEIRD ♪

all: ♪ 'CAUSE YOU KNOW WE GONNAWIN AGAINST THE EAST ♪

- ♪ LISTEN WHAT WE SAID

all: ♪ WE GONNA GETTHE MOST POINTS ♪

♪ AND THEY GONNA GET THE LEAST

- ♪ JUST TRYIN' TO CALM THEVOICES RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD ♪

- ♪ BACK IT UP

♪ IT'S HARDUNKACHUD ♪

♪ I HIT THE Q.B. AND MAKEA NOISE LIKE THUD ♪

- ♪ CAN'T BLOCK MEAND ALL OF THAT JAZZ ♪

♪ 'CAUSE Y'ALL DON'T WANT NONEOF THIS OZAMATAZZ ♪

- ♪ THE PLAYER...

- ♪ TJ AJ

- ♪ FORMERLY KNOWN...

- [screeches]

[construction noises]

- ♪ LOUITH

- ♪ AS MOUSECOP

- ♪ AND DONKEY TEETH

- ♪ I'M THE TOUCHDOWN MAN ♪

♪ THAT'S GRUNDLEPLINTH ♪

♪ BUT Y'ALL AIN'T READY ♪

♪ FOR MY MAN DAN SMITH

- ♪ YO YO

♪ SMITH COMMA DANIEL

♪ OTHER KICKERS IN THE LEAGUEDON'T HOLD A CANDLE ♪

♪ CHEERLEADERS UP ONMY CHOCOLATE CROTCH ♪

♪ THOSE GODDAMNBABY COCKER SPANIEL ♪

♪ B.Y.U.WHY YOU BE ♪

♪ MAD 'CAUSE THE BITCHESWANNA GET WITH ME ♪

♪ GOT SWISHER SWEETSAND DUTCHIES ♪

♪ ROLLIN' ONNO OTHER TEAM CAN TOUCH THESE ♪

♪ HITTIN' FIELD GOALSBLUNTED ♪

♪ BEEN DRUNK WHEN I PUNTED

♪ BEEN LIKE A HUNDRED TIMES

♪ THAT I ALREADY DONE IT

♪ OH, [bleep]

♪ SEE THESE HATERSTHOUGHT I WAS PLAYIN' ♪

♪ STAYIN' AWAY FROM MY FACES ♪

♪ WITH ALL THE BULL[bleep]THEY SAYIN' ♪

♪ BUT JUST REMEMBERWHO YOU TAUNTIN' ♪

♪ WHEN YOU TOSSIN'THOSE GAUNTLETS ♪

♪ I'M DAN SMITH AND THE WEST ISGETTIN' ROWDY LIKE MONSTERS ♪

[all cheer]

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