I had to come out here in D.C.and get it popping, baby.
[cheers and applause]
I had to, man, 'cause it'sObama's last year in office,
and I just wantedto come to Capitol Hill
and be close to somehistoric shit, you know?
And plus, we ain't gonna seeanother black president forever.
Oh, no, that's--that's over with.
that ain't nevergonna happen again.
All them back-to-backblack T-shirts you made,
you might as wellburn them motherfuckers.
You're not gonna see Obama
leaning against some otherblack dude back like...
That ain't happening.
Plus, I wantedto come out here
'cause D.C. got so manythick-ass women.
Y'all got somethick women here.
And it's not--it's notthat ordinary thick.
It's like unusually thick,
like a concerned thick.
I was walking around today.
Saw this girl, thickest--
thicker than a motherfucker,
thicker than cold peanut butter.
I'ma let that marinatefor a minute.
Cold peanut butterthick as hell.
You ever try to spreadcold peanut butter?
You'll tear your bread up.
You're like "Ehh-ah!
Give me another slice."