#HashtagWars - #RuinAWebsite

  • Season 1 , Ep 0114
  • 11/12/2013
  • Views: 1,055

Nikki Glaser, Judd Apatow and David Koechner make up unappealing website names. (1:42)

>> WELCOME BACK TO @MIDNIGHT.

I AM DAMMED EXCITED BECAUSE THIS

IS THE FIRST TIME WE'RE GOING TO

PLAY THIS.

IT'S TIME TO PLAY CONFESSION

BEAR.

YOU GUYS LOVE CONFESSION THINGS

ON-LINE WITH THE USE OF THAT

ADORABLY SAD BEAR.

SO THIS IS YOUR ONE AND THIS IS

THE FIRST PART OF THE CONFESSION

BEAR.

FOR TO POINTS YOUR JOB IS TO

COME UP WITH A FUNNIER

CONFESSION THAN THE REAL ONE.

ARE YOUS GUYS READY.

HERE'S THE FIRST CONFESSION.

SOMETIMES WHEN MY BUTT ITCHES

... JUDD.

>> I ASK DAVE KOECHNER TO STOP.

[LAUGHTER]

[APPLAUSE]

>> THE REAL ANSWER WAS I USE

FARTS TO STOP IT.

I HAVEN'T HAD A STABLE

RELATIONSHIP IN YEARS DOT YES

NIKKI.

>> EXCEPT FOR THE TIME I [BLEEP]

THAT HORSE.

[LAUGHTER]

>> THAT'S GREAT.

ALL RIGHT.

THE REAL ANSWER IS BECAUSE I'M

IN LOVE WITH A FEMALE VOICE IN

MY HEAD WHO TALKS TO ME IN MY

INNER THOUGHTS.

OKAY.

YOU HAVE WAY POINTS ABOVE THAT.

POINTS FOR NIKKI GLASER.

ALL RIGHT NEXT ONE.

I ALL BABIES LOOK THE SAME.

KOECHNER.

>> I THINK ALL BABIES LOOK THE

SAME LET'S JUST GRAB ONE GET OUT

OF HERE.

[LAUGHTER]

>> THE REAL ANSWER WAS, AND THAT

THEY ARE KIND OF UGLY BUT POINTS

TO YOU DAVID KOECHNER.

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