Buckwild, Philly STD Epidemic, Justin Bieber & Lady Cars

  • Season 2 , Ep 1
  • 01/08/2013
  • Views: 4,901

Jeff Ross burns a new reality show, school condom dispensers, Justin Bieber's weed consumption and cars targeted for women. (3:06)

HILL BILLIES ARE ALL PISSED OFF

THEY ARE FEELING

DISENFRANCHISED OFF.

THE NEW REALITY SHOW AND GROUP

OF NINE FRIENDS.

SNOOKI WILL BE REPLACED BY AN

ACTUAL PIG.

[APPLAUSE]

IT IS IN THE JERSEY SHORE.

THE SITUATION THEY HAVE TO DEAL

WITH IS INCEST.

AND ONE WEST VIRGINIA CRITIC

GAVE IT THREE THUMBS UP.

BLEEP).

YOU GET IT.

PEOPLE WORRY ABOUT THE ALCOHOL

CONSUMPTION IN THE SHOW AND THE

LEGAL DRINKING AGE IN WEST

VIRGINIA IS PREGNANT, RIGHT?

[APPLAUSE]

AND PHILADELPHIA HAS AN STD

EPIDEMIC.

52 HIGH SCHOOLS HAVE INSTALLED

CONDOM DISPENSER.

ONE IN EIGHT TESTED POSITIVE

FOR CLAMYDIA OR GONORRHEA.

PROBABLY THE ONLY (BLEEP) TEST

THEY CAN PASS.

HEY, PHILADELPHIA, IF YOU WANT

YOUR KIDS TO WEAR CONDOMS, SHOW

THEM THE MOVIE PHILADELPHIA.

[APPLAUSE]

OH, YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE THIS

ONE AND THERE ARE REPORTS THAT

JUSTIN BIEBER IS SMOKING WEED

DAY OR NIGHT.

WE CAN GET BEHIND HIM, AM I

RIGHT, PEOPLE?

SUPPORT GUY.

HE'S STRESSED OUT OVER THE

BREAK UP WITH CELINA GOMEZ

MAINLY BECAUSE HE NEEDS TO FIND

ANOTHER MEXICAN TO BUY HIS WEED

FROM.

>> WHAT'S UP, MEXICAN?

A LOT OF MEXICANS HERE.

THE BEIB WAS STONED.

I WISH HE WOULD DO HEROIN SO HE

WOULD DO A DECENT STONE.

I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH POT HE

SMOKES, 420 IS STILL HIS NAP

TIME.

IT IS RIDICULOUS.

HONDY HAS INTRODUCED A CAR

TARGETED FOR FEMALE DRIVERS.

>> YEAH, THIS IS THE REAL

THING.

ONCE A MONTH THE GPS WILL

REFUSE TO GIVE YOU DIRECTIONS.

WE HAVE OTHER GREAT FEATURES.

SEATS AND MIRRORS CAN REMEMBER

THEIR LAST --

HERE IS THE BURN.

TONIGHT BOBBY LEE AND JEFF

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