Juston McKinney - Gay Best Friend

  • Season 12 , Ep 16
  • 01/11/2008
  • Views: 88

I didn't realize they made a Brokeback Mountain video game for the Wii (1:53)

I DID DESERVE.BUT GET THIS?

ONE OF MY WIFE'S BEST FRIENDSIS THIS GAY GUY LENNY, RIGHT?

LENNY IS TELLIN' HERFOR EIGHT YEARS

THE REASON I'M NOT PROPOSINGIS BECAUSE I'M GAY, OKAY? YEAH.

THIS IS WHY HE THINKS I'M GAY.BECAUSE WHEN I MET MY WIFE,

THEY WERE BOTH TOGETHER.AND HE SWEARSI KEPT CHECKING HIM OUT.

I KEPT LOOKING AT HIM.NOW, I WAS LOOKING AT HIM.

BUT THE REASON WASIS BECAUSE HE HAS A LAZY EYE.

SO, I THOUGHT HE WASLOOKING AT ME THE WHOLE TIME.

SO, I'D BE LOOKING AT HIM.HIS GOOD EYE WOULD LIKE

CATCH ME STARIN' AT HIM.STILL, TO THIS DAY,

HE THINKS I'M GAY. HE SAYS,"YOU'RE SO GAY, JUSTON.

JUST ADMIT IT.YOU'RE GAYER THAN ME."

I'M LIKE, "GAYER THAN YOU?YOUR EYE'S NOT EVEN STRAIGHT."

[LAUGHTER, CHEERS & APPLAUSE]

HE THINKS ALL OF THE SUDDEN I'MGONNA COME OUT OF THE CLOSET.

HE'S ALWAYS TESTING ME.TWO MONTHS AGO HE CALLS ME UP

AND WANTS TO KNOW IF I WANNAGO OVER TO HIS HOUSE

BECAUSE HE JUST GOTBROKEBACK MOUNTAIN...

- THE VIDEOGAME.- [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

I GUESSIT'S ON THE NINTENDO WII.

THAT INTERACTIVE THINGYOU GOTTA...

PUT LIKE A SAFETY STRAP ON.I'M LIKE, "OH, THAT'S NOT A WII.

"THAT'S A-- WHOA,I DON'T THINK SO, BUDDY.

YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN, BIG GUY.I'LL PASS."

I DON'T CAREHOW GOOD THE GRAPHICS ARE.

[LAUGHTER]

YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME.THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

THANK YOU.THANK YOU SO MUCH.

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