for coming in today.
Uh, group therapy, I know it canmake men a little uncomfortable.
But I guarantee you
your communicationskills will improve.
Well, why don't westart with you, David.
So I know Lisa--that's my wife.
Um... she thinks we justhit a bump in our marriage
but the thingis, um...
for the lastfew years
I've had a secretfamily in Tampa.
It sounds bad.
David, there areno judgments here.
That must bevery painful
for you to havea secret from your wife.
It's the worst.
Have you given anythought to a remedy?
Well, yeah, I wasthinking, um...
maybe going on a sunset boatride for our anniversary?
Take her out inthe open ocean,
throw her in thewater so she drowns.
Okay, okay,okay, okay.
How do we-- uh, what do--how 'bout we say for now
that you do nothing?
Well, it's not fora couple months.
Okay, good, so...
So don't do anything--do nothing.
Uh, and, uh, Ben.
Do you have a share?
My deal is a few monthsago I told my wife
I was going ona business trip.
But in truth,
I went on a two-month sextour of sub-Sahara Africa.
How do you feel?
How do you feel aboutthat, how do you feel?
That was the best trip I evertook in my life, hands down.
If you ever getthe chance to go...
Is it expensive?
Yeah, it's crazyexpensive...
Okay, okay, well,that'll be interesting
for us to researchon our own.
Oh, yeah, all right, so,
as a result ofmy trip now
I'm in a ton of debt.
I'm hiding itfrom Karen
and I just don't even knowhow to bring it up to her.
That's a difficultconversation to have.
Maybe we couldall brainstorm
Oh, well, I was kinda morethinking, you know,
probably just chop herup in little pieces
and drain herbank account.
Okay, uh, youknow what,
I wanna just pausehere, uh...
Um, first of all,
no one feel any pressure tounload everything... today.
It's the first day.
And then also, um, maybeas a group we can...
we can come upwith, uh...
with a solutionto Ben's issues
that don't involvehim murdering Karen.
Um... he can hiresomebody to kill Karen?
I didn't eventhink of that.
Um, you know what--how about...
Let's all worktogether here
and come up withsome solutions,
uh... where wecan keep Karen
Oh, what ifI bury her alive?
Okay, that-- no.
Just kind of likemeeting halfway.
At the end of that,she would still be dead.
Sebastian, we haven'theard from you, yet.
So, I've been playingfantasy football
with this same group ofguys for years now.
But, uh, my wife,Darflin, she nags me
for spending somuch time on it.
I just wish she couldunderstand that that's just
time I'm using tolike zone out.
Have you triedexpressing to your wife
that's just time that youneed to decompress?
I don't know.
But, and the otherpart of it is
last weekend I fucked all theguys in the fantasy league
and I never usedany protection
like... at all.
And... we dideverything.
Um, you are, uh,I think you're putting
Darfla's healthat stake.
Darflin's healthat stake.
You're kind of obligatedto tell her.
I know that on paper, that--that's the right thing to do
but you just have no ideahow high-strung she is.
I really think thebest thing to do
is just sneak up behindher and break her neck.
Is it really easierto kill her
than it would beto just talk to her?
Well, yeah, 'causeI think, if I, if I,
if I told her it wouldprobably kill her anyway.
Babe, are youready or what?
I told you 8:00.
Yeah, but I'mhungry now.
Can't we justwrap it up?
Go to the car.
How much longercan these guys
talk abouttheir feelings.
Get in thefucking car.Let's go.
You get in the car.
Chop, chop,come on.Close the door.
Close the door.
( door shuts )
I'm so sorry aboutthat everyone.
Sometimes, I don'tknow what to do.
Well, you could slowly poisonhim over time or something.
Yeah, it'll just looklike he got sick.Yeah.
Or-- off of whatDavid just said,
uh, you go on ahiking trip, right?
Then when hefalls asleep,
you shoot himwith a gun
that you got offthe Mexican internet.
They have theirown internet?
Yeah, it's mostlyjust for guns.
But, uh... it'suntraceable.
It's not hard, I got thenumber if you want it.
Yeah, I'd lovethe number.