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Adam Gopnik
Season 5 • 02/12/2009
Adam Gopnik explains how Abraham Lincoln and Charles Darwin changed the way we think.
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Robert Ballard
The Colbert Report
S5
Robert Ballard explains why ocean exploration is a good investment.
02/10/2009
05:33
Truth From the Gut
The Colbert Report
S5
Forget looking into each other's eyes for the truth, we need to look into each other's guts.
02/11/2009
00:13
Good Night -- Except for the West Coast
The Colbert Report
S5
That's it for The Report, unless you are watching on the West Coast.
02/11/2009
00:31
Intro - 2/11/09
The Colbert Report
S5
Wshington, D.C. wants a vote, and Glenn Beck brings innovation to Fox News.
02/11/2009
02:02
Westminster Dog Show Snub - Formula 40-Woof
The Colbert Report
S5
Pick up some Formula 40-Woof today if you want your dog to be a winner.
02/11/2009
06:13
DC Voting Rights Act - Eleanor Holmes Norton
The Colbert Report
S5
Eleanor Holmes Norton will give Stephen a key to DC when residents get their voting rights.
02/11/2009
05:06
Steven Pinker
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen wonders if putting your genome on the Internet is like posting the social security number that God gave you.
02/11/2009
04:58
The DaColbert Code - Oscar Predictions
The Colbert Report
S5
Instead of watching the movies, Stephen uses the DaColbert Code to pick the Oscar winners.
02/12/2009
01:43
Goodbye, Conan O'Brien
The Colbert Report
S5
Conan O'Brien has to get his invisible strings from Stephen if he ever wants to do his little dance again.
02/12/2009
06:37
Obama Poster Debate - David Ross and Ed Colbert
The Colbert Report
S5
David Ross and Ed Colbert debate the copyright issues surrounding Shepard Fairey's Obama poster.
02/12/2009
04:40
Adam Gopnik
The Colbert Report
S5
Adam Gopnik claims that faith and fear no longer rule our lives because of Abraham Lincoln and Charles Darwin.
02/12/2009
06:47
Exclusive - Stephen's Sexiest Moments
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen explores love and lust with feminists, authors and interns.
02/13/2009
04:40
Stephen's Prayer Day
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen lets a miracle rip on his prayer day.
02/23/2009
04:45
Helen Fisher
The Colbert Report
S5
Helen Fisher describes what happens to your brain when you're in love.
02/23/2009
01:47
Stephen's Moral Dimension
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen tests his moral dimension to find out if people are praying hard enough.
02/23/2009
00:30
Breaded Fish Sticks
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen's bread and fish miraculously become breaded fish sticks.
02/23/2009
00:34
Intro - 2/23/09
The Colbert Report
S5
The economic crisis drives people back to church, and Stephen talks chemistry with matchmaking expert, Helen Fisher.
02/23/2009
05:59
Turning to Religion - Jim Martin
The Colbert Report
S5
Father Jim Martin believes an economic recession lowers people's defenses, making it easier for God to break through.
02/23/2009
00:07
Happy Mardi Gras
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen wishes everyone a happy Mardi Gras.
02/24/2009
04:23
Nailed 'Em - Buffet Crime
The Colbert Report
S5
Dan Linscomb gets hauled off to jail for allegedly sharing from his buffet plate.
02/24/2009
04:50
Cliff Sloan
The Colbert Report
S5
Cliff Sloan believes that Marbury v. Madison is significant because it established the rule of law.
02/24/2009
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