T.J. Miller - Do Your Thing

T.J. Miller: No Real Reason Season 1, Ep 101 11/12/2011 Views: 4,005

T.J. Miller's special "thing" is not going to help him in any situation. (1:12)

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I'M REALLY NOT.

I KNOW THIS BECAUSE,

WHAT DO COOL GUYS DO WHEN THEYGET A CORONA, HUH?

WHAT DO THEYDO WITH THE LIME?

THEY'LL PRESS THE LIME DOWNINTO THE BOTTLE,

THEN THEY TURNTHE BOTTLE UPSIDE DOWN

SO THE LIME SLOWLYFLOATS UPWARDS

FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE BOTTLE

AND BY THE TIME THEYTURN IT BACK AROUND,

USUALLY, THEY'RE HAVING SEXWITH A WOMAN.

I ALWAYS TRY AND DO THAT,I'M LIKE,

"OH, YEAH,YOU'RE GOING BACK TO NURSING?

HOLD ON A SECOND,I GOT A CORONA--"

PSSH!

AND WHENEVER I ASK ADVICE

ABOUT HOW TO KIND OF ACT MORESMOOTH IN CERTAIN SITUATIONS,

PEOPLE ALWAYS GIVE ME SIMILAR--

DO YOU EVER HAVE ANYBODYSAY TO YOU,

"JUST DO YOUR THING"?

"JUST DO YOUR THING, MAN."DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, T.J.

"JUST DO YOUR THING.JUST DO YOUR THING."

I DON'T WANNA DO THAT.

BECAUSE MYTHING IS THIS...

THAT'S A WEIRD THING,DON'T TELL ME TO DO THAT.

THAT'S NOT GONNA HELP MEIN ANY SITUATION.