Chairs - Bad Reception

  • Season 1 , Ep 4
  • 03/04/2009
  • Views: 42,977

A wedding guest sizes up two inevitably unlucky seating possibilities. (3:02)

"FLOATING LIKE THE WINGSOF A DOVE

IS A THING CALLED LOVE."

>> OH.

>> YEAH, SO THAT'SWHEN I STARTED

A RECYCLING PROGRAMIN MY HOMETOWN

WHICH THEN SPREADTHROUGH THE WHOLE STATE.

NAVY SEAL IS A STRONG TERM.

IT WAS MORE LIKE I DIDA RESIDENCY.

I JUST FEEL LIKE "COMMITMENT"

IS THE MOST ATTRACTIVE THINGIN THE WORLD.

>> ME TOO.>> I LOVE MOMS.

>> YOU WANT TO DANCE?>> I'D LOVE TO.

[pulsing dance music playing]

[dance music playing faintly]

[footsteps]

>> ANGELO.>> ANGELO?

>> YOU LIKE MAKING OUTWITH OTHER GUYS' GIRLFRIENDS?

>> HE MUST'VE PUT SOMETHINGIN MY DRINK, ANGELO.

>> I DIDN'T PUT ANYTHINGIN HER DRINK.

>> AHH, YOU LIKE CALLINGOTHER GUYS' GIRLFRIENDS LIARS.

YOU HEAR THAT, GUYS?

HE LIKES CALLINGOTHER GUYS' GIRLFRIENDS LIARS.

I GOT PLANS FOR YOU.

>> [chuckles]

[machine whirrs]

>> HEY, YOU HUNGRY, JASON?

HUH?

>> HO-HO-HO. OOH.

>> BON APPETIT.

>> HELP!

[rat squeaks]

HELP!

>> [laughing]

>> YEAH, "POO-POO PLATTER"WITH "Os."

>> HOLDING MY BREATH.YOU GET IT?

I'M ACTUALLY HOLDING IT.

>> YOU'RE A FUNNY GUY.

[laughing]

[sighs]

HEY, THIS PARTY IS BORING.LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

>> [squeals]>> WHOA!

>> SOME MORE OF THATBUBBLE JUICE, YEAH, BABY.

OOH, BABY, I LIKE THAT ACTION.

>> I DON'T KNOW YOUR NAMES,LADIES, BUT I LIKE YOU.

>> IT'S OKAY. WE LIKE YOU TOO.

>> AND, YOU, GLAD I SATNEXT TO YOU. THANKS, MAN.

>> SIT WITH ME;YOU GET PLACES.

>> YEAH!>> YEAH, PARTY!

[laughter]

[tires screech]

>> YO, DRIVER!EYES ON THE ROAD, DIPS[...]!

>> YEAH, TELL HIM, KID.TELL HIM.

[soft whirring]

>> ANGELO?

>> YOU LIKE TELLING PEOPLEWHAT TO DO?

[punches landing]

>> HIT HIM IN THE NECK.

>> I'M SORRY.>> YOU'RE SORRY?

YOU'RE SORRY?[mumbles]

[machine whirrs]

>> HELP!

[applause]

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