Rene Hicks - Breastfeeding

  • Season 4, Ep 3
  • 12/17/2000
  • Views: 3,061

IN PUBLIC?

I GO TO SHEA STADIUM WITH MY

COUSIN TROY AND HIS WIFE ROWINA,

WHO IS JAMAICAN.

SHE STARTS BREAST-FEEDING

THE BABY RIGHT IN THE BLEACHERS.

PEOPLE ARE STARING.

SHE GETS THE ATTITUDE.

(IN JAMAICAN ACCENT)

"WHAT YOU LOOKING AT?

THIS IS TOTALLY NATURAL."

(LAUGHTER)

I'M LIKE, "OH, YEAH, ROWINA?

IS IT PERFECTLY NATURAL TO HAVE

YOUR BREAST UP ON THE BIG

SCREEN?"

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

"YOUR BOOB IS 10 FEET TALL.

(LAUGHTER

OH, MY GOD, NOW THEY'RE

ADVERTISING 'GOT MILK'

UNDERNEATH.

OH, MY GOD."

OH, THAT'S TOTALLY NATURAL.

THAT'S TOTALLY NATURAL.

AND MY COUSIN, TROY, HE HAS A

TWIN BROTHER, JACOY.

JACOY IS A CRACK ADDICT.

YEAH.

HE'S ALWAYS TRYING TO BORROW

MONEY FROM YOU.

HE'S LIKE, "YO, CUZ.

WHY DON'T YOU LET ME HOLD 20?

I PAY YOU BACK."

I'M LIKE, "WHY?

BECAUSE YOUR FULL-TIME

OCCUPATION IS THAT OF A

CRACKHEAD.

AND LENDING A CRACKHEAD 20 BUCKS

IS LIKE LOANING OUT ONE OF YOUR

GOOD KNIVES TO O.J. SIMPSON.

YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO SEE IT

AGAIN.

(LAUGHTER)

THAT'S WHY."

(APPLAUSE AND WHISTLES)

AND WHAT KIND OF NAME IS JACOY,

ANYWAY?

BLACK PEOPLE, YOU MUST STOP

NAMING YOUR KIDS THIS CRAZY

STUFF!

AND PLEASE, WHITE PEOPLE, DON'T

YOU LOOK AT ME LIKE YOU DON'T

KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

(LAUGHTER)

YOU KNOW YOU'VE BEEN INTRODUCED

TO BLACK WOMEN.

THEY WALKED AWAY.

YOU'RE LIKE, "OKAY, NOW.

ONE WAS CHANDELIER.

(LAUGHTER)

AND THE OTHER WAS CHLAMYDIA?"

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

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