Bruce Bruce - Rednecks

  • Season 7 , Ep 3
  • 02/20/2003
  • Views: 29,082

Bruce is scared of rednecks. (1:00)

IT'S THE REDNECKS I'M SCARED OF.

OH, MY GOD.

I'M FROM ATLANTA.

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

THEY ARE DOWN THERE.

YOU UNDERSTAND?

IF YOU GO IN A BLACK CLUB

IN ATLANTA, AND A WHITE PERSON

WALK IN--

BLACK PEOPLE DON'T SAY NOTHIN'

'CAUSE WE DON'T CARE.

BUT IF YOU GO IN A REDNECK CLUB

AND A BROTHER WALK IN?

THE MUSIC WILL STOP!

SOON AS YOU WALK IN.

♪ DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO--

WHO LET YOU IN HERE?!

SOMEBODY CUE THE DOORMAN

'CAUSE HE'S SLIPPING!

(LAUGHTER)

REDNECKS ARE SOMETHING ELSE.

THEY GOT A CHAIN OF RESTAURANTS

IN ATLANTA THAT REDNECKS GO IN.

YOU KNOW.

"HOW YOU DOING?"

"OH, PURDY GOOD."

YOU CAN TELL WHEN THEY DON'T

LIKE BLACK PEOPLE, THE WAY THEY

SPEAK.

YOU WALK IN.

"HEY, HOW YOU DOING?"

"YEP."

WHEN YOU HEAR THAT "YEP,"

THAT MEANS GET OUTTA THERE.

YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M SAYING?

AND THEY ALWAYS DRIVE A FORD

TRUCK.

YOU EVER NOTICE THAT?

I WOULDN'T TAKE NOTHIN'

BUT A FORD, F-O-R-D, PERIOD.

AIN'T NOTHING LIKE A FORD.

I WOULDN'T DRIVE A CHEVROLET,

'CAUSE I CAN'T SPELL IT.

(APPLAUSE)

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