Gabriel Iglesias - Free Cake

Gabriel Iglesias: I'm Not Fat... I'm Fluffy Season 1, Ep 1 10/12/2009 Views: 275,537

Gabriel Iglesias's stepson walks into their kitchen at three o'clock in the morning to discover that it's filled with chocolate cake. (1:43)

WE'RE GOING BACKAND FORTH, RIGHT?

WE WAKE UP FRANKIE.

AND FRANKIE WALKS INTO THEKITCHEN AT 3:00 IN THE MORNING,

AND HE'S ALL, "WHAT'S GOING ON,YOU GUYS?

[yawns][laughter]

WHERE DID ALL THE CAKECOME FROM?"

"THE PEOPLE AT THE SHOWBROUGHT IT."

"TELL 'EM I SAID THANK YOU."

"I'LL TELL THEM YOU SAID THANKYOU, FRANKIE."

"GABRIEL, HOW COME THEY BRINGYOU CAKE?"

"'CAUSE TEN YEARS AGO, I DIDA JOKE WHERE I SAID, 'I LOVE

CHOCOLATE CAKE.'NOW PEOPLE BRING ME CAKE."

"YOU SHOULD SAY YOU LOVETRANSFORMERS."

"I'LL START DOING IT,ALL RIGHT?"

SO MY GIRL'S LIKE, "BABY,PUT FRANKIE TO BED."

I GO, "FRANKIE, YOU GOT TO GOBACK TO SLEEP."

"[groans]""WANT SOME CAKE?"

"YEAH."

SO I GRAB ONE OF THESE TINYCAKES THAT SOMEBODY BROUGHT ME,

ONE OF THOSE LITTLE TINY ONESTHAT HAS THE PLASTIC COVER

AND THE STICKER ON THE SIDE,AND I HANDED IT TO HIM.

I GO, "HERE."

HE GOES, "A LITTLE PIECE?"I GO, "DUDE, IT'S A SMALL CAKE,

YOU COULD HAVE THE WHOLE THING."

AND THE LOOK THAT CAME OVER HISFACE AT 3:00 IN THE MORNING

WAS LIKE HE GOT A GIFT FROM GOD.

AND I SAID, "HERE."

AND HE WAS LIKE--[intoning reverently]

[laughter and applause]"TAKE IT TO YOUR ROOM."

[intoning reverently]I WENT TO GO TAKE HIM TO SCHOOL

THE NEXT MORNING.

HE'S IN THE BATHROOM CRYING.

[cries][banging noise]

"HEY, ARE YOU OKAY?""UGH, MY STOMACH!"

"YOUR STOMACH?

TOO MUCH CAKE?""YEAH."

"WAS IT GOOD?""HELL YEAH."