Arj Barker - Mile High Club

  • Season 3 , Ep 16
  • 09/21/2000
  • Views: 11,711

Arj Barker joins a subsection of the mile high club. (1:43)

HELLO!

(all)HELLO.

NICE TO BE HERE TONIGHTIN NEW YORK CITY.

I'M VERY EXCITED.

I HAD TO COME ALL THE WAY OUTFROM AUSTRALIA, WHICH IS--

IT'S A VERY LONG FLIGHT,AND I DON'T LIKE LONG FLIGHTS.

BUT THIS FLIGHTWAS, LIKE, THE BEST FLIGHT

I'VE EVER BEEN ON.

AND I'M NOT BRAGGING,BUT YOU'RE LOOKING

AT A NEW MEMBEROF THE MILE-HIGH CLUB.

THANK YOU.

[applause]

SOLO AVIATOR DIVISION...

[laughter]

AT YOUR SERVICE.

PEOPLE ALWAYS WANT TO BRAGABOUT THEIR SEX LIFE.

I ACTUALLY HAD A FRIENDCALL ME UP IN AUSTRALIA

FROM CALIFORNIAJUST TO TELL ME,

"HEY, ARJ,I FOUND A NEW KIND OF SEX.

"IT'S TOTALLY SPIRITUAL,AND IT'S EASTERN.

"YOU HAVE SEXFOR LIKE FIVE OR SIX HOURS,

BUT YOU NEVER CLIMAX."

I WAS LIKE, "YEAH? SO?I'VE USED A CONDOM BEFORE."

[laughter]

"NO, ARJ.

NO, IT'S CALLED TANTRIC MEDITATIONAL SEX."

YOU CAN CALL IT WHAT YOU WANT,BUT FIVE OR SIX HOURS OF SEX?

I DON'T GOTTHAT KIND OF MONEY.

IS THAT GUY NUTS?

BUT I ACTUALLY HAD A GIRLFRIENDFOR A LITTLE WHILE,

BUT SHE LET ME GO,AND I ASKED HER WHY.

SHE SAID IT WAS 'CAUSEI WAS TOO INTENSE.

SHE SAIDI WAS MOVING TOO FAST.

WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?

TO HELL WITH THAT, 'CAUSEI THINK IT WAS A NICE GESTURE

TO GIVE HER FLOWERSON THE FIRST DATE.

NO?

YEAH. YEAH.

YEAH. YEAH. OKAY.

OKAY, PERHAPSTHE "BLESS THIS FAMILY" PLAQUE

COULD HAVE WAITED.

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