Toastmaster General

Week of 9/10/2012 - Knoxville, Miller, Buress, Harris Season 1, Ep 5 09/11/2012 Views: 13,063

T.J. Miller reveals his desire to be Jeff's first cadet, Rachael Harris gets brutally honest, and Jeff checks in with Hannibal Buress. (1:47)

>> I LOVE YOU MAN.

>> THANK YOU T.J.

AND PLEASE SAY HI TO THESE

FRIENDS.

THE CHICK FROM THE HANG OVER AND

TWO GUYS THAT ARE WELL HUNG.

HANNIBAL AND T.J.

SHOW THEM SOME LOVE THERE.

>> YOU GUYS LOOK GREAT.

I LOVE YOUR SUIT THERE T.J.

>> I WANT TO BE YOUR, YOU'RE THE

ROAST MASTER GENERAL, I WANT TO

BE THE FIRST CADET.

>> TOAST MASTER GENERAL.

>> I AM A PRETTY GOOD TOAST

MASTER.

>> I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE A TOAST.

IT'S MORE OF AN EULOGY, TO THE

BURN.

I ASKED HIM WHAT T.J. STOOD FOR

AND HE SAID BLOW JOB.

>> YOU SAID I WILL DO ANYTHING

IF YOU'LL BE ON THE SHOW AND

THAT WAS MY ANSWER.

>> YOU WERE WILLING TO DO IT,

BUT YOU COULDN'T GET YOUR OWN

HAIR OUT OF YOUR FACE.

WE HAVE THE SAME HAIR STYLE, YOU

AND I, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING

ABOUT?

IF I GAVE UP RIGHT NOW.

LIKE TODAY.

TODAY IF I WENT ONLY AND I'M

JUST GIVING UP 20 YEARS FROM

NOW, THAT'S ME RIGHT THERE.

20?

>> COME ON RACHAEL.

>> YEAH, NO.

>> ARE YOU OKAY, HANNIBAL?

YOU KNOW THE SHOW STARTED.