Petting Zoo Hero Pt. 2

  • Season 1 , Ep 2
  • 03/07/2013
  • Views: 8,216

After Nathan releases his video of a pig rescuing a baby goat, he watches as news outlets everywhere pick up the story. (2:33)

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- AS MY STAKEOUTFOR A YOUNG VANDAL CONTINUED,

I WAS STARTINGTO GET FRUSTRATED.

I'D BEEN MONITORINGTHE POSTER FOR OVER FOUR HOURS,

AND NO ONE HAD DEFACED IT.

FOR A MOMENT, I THOUGHTTHIS WASN'T GOING TO WORK.

BUT I WAS QUICKLYPROVEN WRONG.

OH, HE'S TAKING THE PEN.

OH, MY GOD.

HE'S ACTUALLY DOING IT.ON CAMERA.

LET'S GO!LET'S GO!

HEY, MAN.- HEY.

- HEY, HOW'S IT GOING?- IT'S GOING.

- COOL,WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE?

OH, THAT'S SO FUNNY.YOU DREW A [bleep].

- YEAH.- YEAH, THAT'S REALLY FUNNY.

WE'RE DOING A SHOWABOUT TEENS--COOL TEENS--

CALLED "TEEN STREET."- UH-HUH.

- IS IT COOL IF WE ASK YOUA FEW QUESTIONS FOR THE SHOW?

- SURE, NO PROBLEM.- ALL RIGHT, COOL.

THAT'S REALLY FUNNY.THAT'S MEGA FUNNY.

THIS TEEN WAS NO GOOD,

AND HIS PARENTS NEEDED TO KNOWWHAT HE DID.

SO TO EARN HIS TRUST,

I TOLD HIMWE WANTED TO MAKE

AN ENTIRE "TEEN STREET" EPISODEABOUT HIM.

SO WE SPENT THE RESTOF HIS AFTERNOON

SHOOTING SEGMENTSFOR A FAKE SHOW.

[beeping]

- WHAT UP!I'M KYLE.

19 YEARS OLD.AND THIS IS "TEEN STREET."

IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT,[bleep] YOU.

[laughing] I DO WHATEVERTHE [bleep] I WANT,

AND I CAN DOWHATEVER I WANT.

THE THING I'M MOST PROUD OFIS I MAKE [bleep]LOAD OF MONEY.

NO REGRETS.[cheers and applause sounds]

- LISTEN TO THAT!

- BAM.

YEAH, I SKATED FOR SIX YEARS,PLAYED THE DRUMS FOR SIX YEARS,

AND DID MUAY TAIAND BRAZILIAN JIU JITSU.

YOU HAVE TO LOVE YOUR MOM.

IF YOU DON'T,GO [bleep] YOURSELF.

- THIS SHOW IS ABOUTTHE COOLEST TEENS IN TOWN.

both: "TEEN STREET," BITCHES!

- FIRST TATTOO WHEN I WAS 13.

THIS IS THE ONLY GIRLTHAT NEVER COMPLAINS TO ME.

[moaning][laughing]

ALL RIGHT, SO NOW I'M GONNASHOW YOU WHERE I LIVE.

LET'S DO THIS.

- FOR THE FINAL PARTOF THE SEGMENT,

I SAID WE HAD TO DO A TOUROF HIS HOUSE.

HE DIDN'T KNOW IT,

BUT HE WAS LEADING MERIGHT TO HIS PARENTS,

AND I WAS GOING TO TELL THEMWHAT HE DID TO MY POSTER.

- WHAT UP?THIS IS MY PAD.

THIS IS WHERE I SPEND MY TIMEMAKING TROUBLE.

I'M GONNA SHOW YOU A TOURREAL QUICK.

- SO WHO'S THIS LOVELY LADY?

- THIS IS MY MOM SHERI.- AWESOME, MAN.

- NICE TO MEET YOU.- GUESS TEENS HAVE MOMS.

- RIGHT?- YEAH.

ALL RIGHT, BUT WE NEEDTO STOP LAUGHING FOR A MOMENT,

BECAUSE WE HAVE TO SIT DOWN.I HAVE SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT.

- OKAY.

- HE'S DRAWN TWO PENISESRIGHT THERE.

AND YOU CAN SEEI'M HOLDING THEM

AS IF I'M MASTURBATINGTHESE TWO MEN.

- [laughs]- YOUR S--YOU'RE LAUGHING.

- I DON'T--- WHAT DO YOU FIND--

IS THAT FUNNY TO YOU?- I--NO.

THIS IS NOT FUNNY.- THE PENISES?

DO YOU LIKE THAT?- NO.

- BEING HELD LIKE THAT?[laughter]

IS THAT--SO THIS IS--OKAY.

SO THIS IS FUNNY TO YOU.

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