THIS ONE I'M STILL WORKING ON.OKAY, OKAY.
THIS IS GWEN STEFANIFROM NO DOUBT.
I'M NOT TRYING TO BE DIFFERENT;I JUST AM.
THIS IS WITHOUT MUSIC.IT'S REALLY HARD.
THIS IS MY IMPRESS--OH, OKAY.
THIS IS DOLLY PARTONIN FIRST GRADE.
I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCETO THE FLAG
OF THE UNITED STATESOF AMERICA.
DOES THIS LOOK GOOD?IS IT WORKING?
THIS IS MY IMPRESSIONOF A VICTORIA'S SECRETS MODEL.
[whispering]I've got three secretsI'd like to share with you.
But, ssh, don't tell anyone.It'll just be our little secret.
My first secret is,a lot of men ask me,
"Are you as dumbas you appear on the show?"
And I say, "I don't know.I never watch the show."
My second secret is,a lot of men ask me,
"How do you like it?"
And I say, "Like what?"
And they say,"You know, your sex."
And I say, "You mean,my sex, like being a woman?
Or, like, having it?"
And they say, "The second one."
And I say, "I forgot.Which one was the second one?"
And they say, "Victoria, stopdoing that stupid character."
And I say,"I'm not doing a character."
And they get mad and walk away.
My third secret is,a lot of people ask me,
"How do you feelabout your stereotype?"
And I say,"Well, I have a Panasonic,
but I'm gonna get a Sony."