Andy Kindler - Sex & Drugs

Jimmie Walker & Andy Kindler Season 1, Ep 0141 02/24/1992 Views: 798

If you can own a gun in this country, you should also be able to own drugs. (1:24)

MY FRIENDS ARE, LIKE

"ANDY, WITH AIDS,WE CAN'T SLEEP AROUND ANYMORE."

LIKE BEFORE AIDS

THE WOMEN WERE LINING UPTAKING NUMBERS.

WHY DOES SEX HAVETO CAUSE A TERMINAL ILLNESS?

WHY CAN'T IT BEBINGO OR BOWLING?

SOMETHING THAT WOULD BESLIGHTLY EASIER TO GIVE UP.

NOW WE HAVE TWO CHOICES IN LIFE:

HAVE SEX WITHTHE SAME PERSON FOREVER

OR RISK A TERMINAL DISEASE.

EITHER WAY, YOUR LIFE IS OVER.

( laughter )

THE COUPLESDON'T LIKE THAT JOKE.

"THAT'S NOT FUNNYAT ALL, SWEETHEART.

"OUR LIVES AREN'T OVER,OUR LIVES ARE JUST BEGINNING

"BECAUSE YOU'REMY LITTLE KOOKIE HEAD

"YOU'RE MY LITTLE FUNNY,LITTLE FUNNY...

"YES, YOU ARE MY LITTLE CUCKOO,YES, YOU...

GIVE ME A LITTLECUCKOO RIGHT NOW."

( laughter )

I THOUGHT THAT WOULD DRIVEYOU OUT, BUT YOU STILL STAYED.

BEFORE I LEAVE, I JUST WANTTO SAY THAT, UH...

I HAVE UNPOPULAR IDEAS.

I BELIEVE DRUGSSHOULD BE LEGALIZED.

I THINK IF YOU CAN OWN A GUN

YOU SHOULD BE ABLETO HAVE DRUGS.

I SAY, "MORE GUNSAND MORE DRUGS."

I SAY YOU SHOULDN'T BE ABLETO BUY A FIREARM

UNLESS YOU'RE ON P.C.P.,THAT'S WHAT I'M REPRESENTING!

PEOPLE SHOULD HAVE THE RIGHTTO TAKE WHATEVER THEY WANT.

THEY WANT TO TAKE CYANIDE,GOD BLESS THEM.

IT SHOULD BE ADVERTISED ON TV.

"FORGET ABOUT SOMINEX, GETA REALLY GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP."