John Mulaney - Donald Trump

  • Season 13 , Ep 23
  • 01/11/2009
  • Views: 218,037

Donald Trump is what a hobo imagines a rich man to be. (1:34)

WHAT WAS IT, JUST A FEW DAYS AGO

THE DOW JONESDROPPED ANOTHER 240 POINTS?

AND I -- I CAN'T TELL YOUHOW FRUSTRATING IT IS

TO NOT KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.

[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]

IT'S EMBARRASSING.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

THAT'S EMBARRASSING.

I DID SEE A CLASS ADVERTISED,THOUGH,

WHERE YOU CAN LEARNTO GET RICH FROM DONALD TRUMP.

HE WILL TEACH YOUHOW TO GET RICH.

AND HE WOULD KNOW, WOULDN'T HE?TRUMP WOULD KNOW.

I MEAN, HE'S A VERY RICH MAN.

IN FACT, TO ME, AT THIS POINT,

DONALD TRUMP, HE'S LIKENOT JUST A RICH MAN.

DONALD TRUMP IS LIKE WHAT A HOBOIMAGINES A RICH MAN TO BE.

YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE HE WASWALKING THROUGH AN ALLEY

ONE DAY, AND HE HEARD SOME GUYJUST LIKE, "OH, BOY, OH, BOY.

"AS SOON AS MY NUMBER COMES IN,

I'M GONNA PUT UP TALL BUILDINGSWITH MY NAME ON THEM."

[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]

"I'LL HAVE FINE GOLDEN HAIR..."

[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]

"...AND A TV SHOW WHERE I FIREPEOPLE WITH MY CHILDREN."

[ LAUGHTER,CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

TRUMP WAS JUST LIKE, "THAT ISHOW I WILL LIVE MY LIFE.

THANK YOU, HOBO,FOR THAT LIFE PLAN."

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

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