Donald Glover - Black Nerd

  • Season 14 , Ep 9
  • 01/11/2010
  • Views: 193,044

Growing up, Donald Glover was more into the soulful stylings of The Cranberries than rap music. (2:02)

THE BEST PART ABOUT OBAMAIS THAT HE'S A BLACK NERD.

I LOVE THAT JUNK.

'CAUSE I'M A BLACK NERD,

AND THAT [BLEEP] WAS ILLEGALUNTIL LIKE 2003.

[ LAUGHTER,CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

IT'S AWESOME.

IT'S SO AWESOME.

IT'S JUST LIKE THERE'SBLACK NERDS EVERYWHERE.

YOU KNOW, IT'S AWESOME.

IT'S JUST LIKETHEY'RE EVERYWHERE NOW.

IT'S SO GREAT.AND I LOVE IT.

BUT IT WAS JUST HARD FOR USGROWING UP.

I REMEMBER I WAS LIKETHE ONLY BLACK KID

AT MY SCHOOL FOR A WHILE.

I REMEMBER I WENTTO A WHITE SCHOOL,

AND WHITE KIDS WERE EXCITED.

THEY WERE SUPER-EXCITED.

THEY WERE LIKE,"OH, WE GOT A BLACK KID!

THIS IS AWESOME!WE GOT A BLACK KID!"

THEY BE LIKE, "UH, HEY, DONALD,

"UH, WHAT KIND OF RAP MUSICYOU INTO?

AND WHAT KIND OF SNEAKERSYOU LIKE?"

AND I WAS LIKE, "OH, I DON'TREALLY LIKE RAP MUSIC.

"I REALLY ENJOY THE SOULFULSTYLINGS OF THE CRANBERRIES.

"UM...

WE CAN TALK ABOUT THAT."

AND THEY WERE LIKE, "NO, MAN.

"YOU LIKE SNEAKERS,AND YOU LIKE RAP MUSIC,

AND YOU GONNA TELL USWHICH ONE YOU LIKE."

I WAS LIKE, "AAH,YOU'RE HURTING ME, STEVEN!"

YOU KNOW?

[ LAUGHTER ]

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

IT'S AWESOME.I LOVE IT.

BUT NOW I'M ALLOWEDTO BE A BLACK NERD.

NOW I CAN DO THAT.

'CAUSE, LIKE, I'M ALLOWEDTO BE A BLACK NERD.

AND A LOT OF PEOPLE BE LIKE,

"WELL, THERE WEREBLACK NERDS BEFORE.

THERE WERE BLACK NERDS BEFORE.WHAT ABOUT URKEL?"

[ LAUGHTER ]

URKEL WAS RETARDED.LET'S BE HONEST.

NO, HE WAS.

IF THERE WAS A KIDNAMED STEVE URKEL

WHO WENT TO YOUR SCHOOL,DRESSED LIKE STEVE URKEL,

EATING CHEESE ALL THE TIME,

ALWAYS ASKING THIS GIRLNAMED LAURA TO MARRY HIM,

YOU'D BE LIKE, "OH, YEAH, STEVE?

"HIS BROTHER HIT HIM IN THE HEADWITH A BRICK WHEN HE WAS 5.

VERY SAD SITUATIONAT THE URKEL HOUSE."

THAT'S WHAT YOU SAY.

OKAY, HE'S NOT A NERD, OKAY?THAT'S NOT A NERD.

STRANGE, SPECIFIC STUFF --THAT'S WHAT MAKES A NERD A NERD.

IF YOU LIKE STRANGE, SPECIFICSTUFF, THAT'S A NERD, OKAY?

KANYE WEST IS A BLACK NERD.

HE LIKES STRANGE,SPECIFIC STUFF.

IF YOU GO UP TO KANYE WESTAND SAY,

"HEY, WHAT AREYOUR FAVORITE THINGS?"

HE'LL BE LIKE,"ROBOTS AND TEDDY BEARS."

THAT'S A NERD.

THAT'S A NERD.

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