Jeff Ross - Not a Lifetime Original Movie

Season 1 , Ep 101 08/12/12 Views: 73,796

Jeff Ross reveals why Ellen Barkin has always been ahead of her time and explains a "Star Wars" joke to Roseanne. (0:59)

IF YOU'RE JUST TUNING IN

NO, THIS IS NOTA LIFETIME ORIGINAL MOVIE.

[laughter]

- YAY!

- THANK YOU.

- ELLEN BARKIN, YOU'VE ALWAYSBEEN AHEAD OF YOUR TIME:

YOU WERE VOTED HOTTEST WOMANOVER 50 AT AGE 36.

[laughter]

CARRIE FISHER,MAKE YOURSELF COMFORTABLE:

CHAIN YOURSELFTO ROSEANNE'S CHAIR.

- WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

I DON'T EVEN GET THAT.

- IT'S A FUCKIN' STAR WARS JOKE.

- OH!

I DON'T EVEN GET IT.

YOU SHOULD KNOW.

YOU'RE DRESSEDLIKE YODA'S GRANDMA.

[laughter]

I'M TELLING YOU,

THIS ROAST DOESN'T TAKECOMMERCIAL BREAKS,

IT TAKES A MENOPAUSE.

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