Jon Reep - NFL Referees

  • Season 10 , Ep 11
  • 03/23/2006
  • Views: 35,949

NFL referees never have working microphones. (2:32)

THIS IS MY IMPRESSION OF EVERY PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL REFEREE

YOU'VE EVER SEEN. AT SOME POINT--

THIS IS HIM RIGHT HERE, HANG ON.

[LAUGHTER]

"WHAT? WHAT?TWENTY-SEVEN. I GOT IT.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

"WE GOT A HOLDING ON NUMBER SEVEN!

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

[MOUTHING DIALOGUE] TEN YARD PENALTY."

[LAUGHTER]

I FEEL SORRY FOR THAT GUY.

HIS MICROPHONE NEVER WORKS, EVER.

HE'S JUST OUT THERE BY HIMSELF. YEP.

"THAT'S...AUTOMATICE FIRST DOWN!"

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

FIX IT.IT'S A NINE-VOLT, OKAY?

WHAT IF IT WASN'T THE MICROPHONE THOUGH?

YOU KNOW LIKE HE'S JUSTMESSIN' WITH EVERYBODY.

LIKE, "HEY REF, WHAT ABOUT THAT CALL YOU MADE

IN THE 3rd QUARTER?" "I CALL 'EM LIKE I SEE 'EM."

MAYBE GOES HOMETO HIS WIFE, SHE'S LIKE,

"HEY HONEY, HOW WAS YOUR DAY?"

LIKE, "OH NO, BABY, THE GAME...

[UNINTELLIGIBLE PHRASE] [BLEEP]."

[LAUGHTER]

MAYBE THEY'RE IN BED MAKING LOVE, YOU KNOW,

"OH MY OD YOU EL SO OOD."

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

FIRST DOWN!

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

ALL RIGHT CHECK THIS OUT. HE'S ANOTHER GREAT IMPRESSION.

HANG ON.

[LAUGHTER]

CAN Y'ALL SEE THIS?

ALL RIGHT, THIS ONE'S CALLED

"LARRY BIRD SMASHED IN A SCREEN DOOR."

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

"OPEN THE DOOR,IT'S ME, LARRY."

THANKS A LOT YOU GUYS. THAT WAS GOOD.

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