Christian Finnegan - Beautiful Women

  • Season 9 , Ep 7
  • 03/10/2005
  • Views: 21,597

Christian's girlfriend doesn't like when he comes on to audiences. (2:18)

HELLO, FOLKS.

NICE TO SEE YOU.

I JUST WANT TO GET THISOUT OF THE WAY RIGHT UP TOP.

I AM AWARE THAT I LOOK SLIGHTLY LIKE BIFF FROM

BACK TO THE FUTURE.

[LAUGHTER]YOU GUY'S IN A GOOD MOOD

TONIGHT?

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]NICE.

I LIKE IT.

I GOT A LOT OF "YEAH'S."

I GOT A LOT OF APPLAUSE.

I GOT A BUNCH OF "WEEEOOO."

[LAUGHTER]THAT'S ONE OF THE THINGS I LOVE

ABOUT PERFORMING IS THAT I--IN FRONT OF A GROUP OF STRANGERS

LIKE YOURSELVES-- ASK A YESOR NO QUESTION LIKE "ARE YOU

IN A GOOD MOOD," AND PEOPLE WILLJUST YELL WORDLESSLY, RIGHT?

"HEY, YOU IN A GOOD MOOD?""WEEEOOO."

"AAAOOO."

[LAUGHTER]IT'S WEIRD, RIGHT, 'CAUSE

IT'S NOT TECHNICALLY AN ANSWERTO THE QUESTION.

[LAUGHTER]YOU KNOW LIKE WHEN YOU'RE DOING

A QUESTIONNAIRE, THERE'S THE BOXFOR YES, THERE'S A BOX FOR NO.

THERE'S NO BOX FOR "WEEOOO."

[LAUGHTER]BUT I LIKE IT.

SO NOW I'M DOING IT IN THE RESTOF MY LIFE, LIKE JOB INTERVIEWS.

[LAUGHTER]"SO MR. FINNEGAN, DO YOU FEEL

LIKE YOU'RE QUALIFIED FOR THISPOSITION?"

"WEEOOO!""AAAOOO!"

[LAUGHTER, CHEERS & APPLAUSE]"MR. FINNEGAN-- MR. FINNEGAN,

DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE CHARGESAGAINST YOU?"

"WEEOOO!

WEEOOO!

WEEOOO!

WEEOOO."

[LAUGHTER]WELL, IT IS WONDERFUL TO BE

HERE.

THERE ARE A LOT OF BEAUTIFULWOMEN HERE.

HELLO, LADIES, NICE TO SEE YOU.

HELLO.

HMMM MMM.

LOOK, I'M GOING TO BE UP FRONT.

I AM HOPING TO SLEEP WITH ONE OFYOU AFTER THE SHOW TONIGHT.

[LAUGHTER]YOU CAN DECIDE AMONGST

YOURSELVES WHICH ONE OF YOUIT'S GOING TO BE...

[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]VIA SECRET BALLOT, SHORT STRAW,

I DON'T CARE.

ALL RIGHT, WELL NOT TECHNICALLYA SHORT STRAW.

IT'S A PERFECTLY ADEQUATE STRAW.

[LAUGHTER]YOU KNOW WHO LOVES THAT JOKE,

MY GIRLFRIEND.

OH HO HO, SHE CAN'T GET ENOUGHOF IT.

[LAUGHTER][APPLAUSE]

TELL ME ABOUT THE TIMEYOU WANT TO HAVE SEX

WITH THE AUDIENCE MEMBERS.

WOO, HOO-HOO.

[LAUGHTER]

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