Megan Mooney - Back Fat

  • Season 10 , Ep 9
  • 03/16/2006
  • Views: 14,883

Megan is forced to wear back fat-revealing dresses. (1:04)

OUT OF COLLEGE,WAY TOO MANY.

AND ALL MY FRIENDS THAT I'M IN THEIR WEDDING,

THEY ALWAYS SAY THE SAME THING. THEY'RE LIKE,

"THESE ARE NOT BRIDESMAIDS DRESSES, LADIES.

THESE ARE DRESSES YOU CAN WEAR OVER AND OVER AGAIN."

AND THEN THEY PULL OUT SOMETHING TAFFETA,

AND YOU'RE LIKE, "WHERE DO YOU HANG OUT THAT YOU CAN--"

I ALWAYS FEEL LIKE SHOWING UP TO THEIR HOUSE ON A RANDOM THURSDAY,

A YEAR AFTER THE WEDDING, JUST WEARING THE DRESS

- FOR NO REASON. YEAH. - [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

YEAH. THAT'S WHENYOU USE THE FRONT DOOR.YOU RING THE DOORBELL.

THEY OPEN IT UP, AND YOU'RE LIKE, "TADA! YOU WERE RIGHT!

I'VE HAD THIS BITCH ON FOR A WEEK AND IT IS COMFY!"

WHY WOULD YOUR FRIENDS MAKE YOU WEAR AN UGLY DRESS?

'CAUSE IT'S THEIR WEDDING, NOT YOURS.

MY FRIENDS WEREN'T EVEN NICE. THEY'RE LIKE "CAN THE DRESS

SHOW MORE BACK FAT? LET'S GET THESE TIGHTER."

DID YOU SAY "BACK FAT?" I DON'T THINK I WANNA BE IN YOUR WEDDING ANYMORE."

YOU EVER GET A GIFT FROM SOMEBODY

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