#HashtagWars - #NerdHolidays

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To celebrate the anniversary of "Super Mario Bros.," Kate Walsh, Michelle Buteau and Jim Jefferies come up with nerd-themed holidays. (1:52)

AND NOW IT'S TIMEFOR TONIGHT'S #HASHTAGWARS.

(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

(ITALIAN ACCENT): THIS A-WEEKA-MARKS THE ANNIVERSARY

OF A-SUPER MARIO BROS. YEAH!

IT'S-A ME, MARIO AND-A LUIGI.

(CHEERING)

WE...

WE HAVE A LOT OF JOBS.

SSOMETIMES-A WE A DOCTOR,SOMETIMES-A WE A...

WE A TURTLE EXTERMINATOR...

WE EVERYTHING BUT A PLUMBER,WHICH IS OUR MAIN-A JOB.

(LAUGHTER)

-(APPLAUSE)-THE CLASSIC GAME,

STARRING A CARTOONOF AN ITALIAN MAN

DRAWN BY YOUR RACIST GRANDPA.

(LAUGHTER)

HIS LEGACY LOOMS LARGE

IN THE HEARTSOF INDOOR KIDS EVERYWHERE.

I SPENT AN ENTIRE YEARIN COLLEGE

PLAYING SUPER MARIO BROS. 3, ANDTHE TANOOKI SUIT IS MY FAVORITE.

YOU DIDN'T ASK,AND YOU'RE WELCOME.

UM, THIS AUSPICIOUS DAY...

UH, THE CELEBRATIONOF THIS AUSPICIOUS DAY

IS OUR HASHTAG #NERDHOLIDAYS.

EXAMPLES OF THIS MIGHT BE:MEME-ORIAL DAY;

OR: CHRIS HARDWICKS-MAS.

I'M GONNA PUT 60 SECONDSON THE CLOCK, AND BEGIN.

-MICHELLE.-MARTIN LUTHER KLINGON DAY.

POINTS.

-KATE.-LUKE, I AM YOUR FATHER'S DAY.

-ALL RIGHT, POINTS.-BUTEAU: YAY!

-JIM JEFFRIES.-ST. PATRICK STEWART'S DAY.

-POINTS.-(WHOOPING)

-MICHELLE.-FRIEND ZONE-GIVING DAY.

(LAUGHTER)

POINTS. POINTS. JIM.

-SWEATY PALM SUNDAY.-POINTS.

(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

JIM JEFFRIES.

-WRATH OF KWANZAA.-POINTS!

(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

-KATE WALSH.-WOLVER-EASTER.

-YES, POINTS!-(LAUGHTER)

WHEN THE EGGS COME OUT,DOES IT HURT?

(GRUFFLY):EVERY TIME.

UH, MICHELLE BUTEAU.

UH, GEORGE R. R.MARTIN LUTHER KING DAY.

YES, POINTS! JIM JEFFRIES.

UM, RAMADAN AYKROYD.

-ALL RIGHT, POINTS.-(LAUGHTER)

(APPLAUSE)

ALL RIGHT, I'LL...AL RIGHT, YEAH. ALL RIGHT.