Uncensored - Neal Brennan - Getting Approved

Neal Brennan: Women and Black Dudes Season 1, Ep 101 01/18/2014 Views: 4,448

After much debate, Neal Brennan gets approved for a prestigious honor by his black friends. (1:45)

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I JUST ASKED THEM LIKE,

"HEY, FELLAS,CAN I START SAYING IT BACK?"

SO THEY HAD A MEETING.

[ LAUGHTER ]

AND I GET APPROVED. YEAH.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

THEY SAID I'M ONE OFSIX WHITE PEOPLE

THAT'S EVER BEEN APPROVED,THREE OF WHOM -- BEASTIE BOYS.

ALL RIGHT.

SO NOW I COULD SAY IT,BUT I FORGOT I COULD ONLY SAY IT

AROUND BROTHERSI WAS FRIENDS WITH

'CAUSE A COUPLE WEEKS LATER,WALKING DOWN THE STREET.

I LISTENING TO MY iPOD.

SOMETHING CALLED THE CRAIG MACK"FLAVA IN YA EAR" REMIX

COMES ON.

ALL RIGHT, A LOT OF PEOPLE KNOW.

FOR THE REST OF YOU, BIGGIE ISON THE SONG -- NOTORIOUS B.I.G.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

PUFFY'S FRIEND.

[ LAUGHTER ]

BIGGIE'S FIRST LINE IS,"NIGGAS IS MAD.

I GET MORE BUTT THAN ASHTRAYS,"

WHICH ISA WONDERFUL DOUBLE ENTENDRE.

[ LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE ]

BIGGIE REALLY SPOKE TO ME.

SO, I'M WALKING DOWN THE STREET,

NOT PAYING ATTENTIONLIKE, "NIGGAS IS MAD.

I GET MORE BUTT THAN ASHTRAYS."

AND I LOOK UP, AND THISBROTHER'S GLARING AT ME.

HE GOES, "YO, MOTHERFUCKER.

WHO THE FUCK SAID TO SAY'NIGGA,' WHITE BOY?"

I WAS LIKE, "UM..."

[ LAUGHTER ]

"DO YOU KNOW JAMAL?"

[ LAUGHTER ]

[ APPLAUSE ]

AND HE WAS LIKE,"OH, YOU MUST BE NEAL.

"I HEARD A LOT ABOUT YOU, NIGGA.HEARD YOU GOT APPROVED.

GIVE ME SOME LOVE."

[ LAUGHTER ]

[ APPLAUSE ]

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

AND THEN HE STOLE MY iPOD.

LOOK...

[ LAUGHTER ]

HE HAD EVERY RIGHT.

YOU KNOW I HAD ALL THEMUSIC BACKED UP 'CAUSETHAT'S WHAT WHITE PEOPLE.

TO THE CLOUD, WHITE PEOPLE,TO THE CLOUD.

[ LAUGHTER ]