Bret Ernst - Italians in the Club

Season 9 , Ep 906 01/27/06 Views: 11,854

Bret Ernst likes being Italian in the club. (0:42)

ACTUALLY WENT OUT WITH MY FRIENDS LAST NIGHT.

YOU CAN ALWAYS TELL LIKEITALIANS IN A NIGHTCLUB.

'CAUSE WE LIKE WALK IN, FIRST OF ALL, WE'RE SO PROUD

THAT WE MADE IT IN THE CLUB. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

LIKE THAT'S OUR CLAIM TO FAME.

LIKE WE WALK IN WITH THAT FACE LIKE--

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

THEN WE LIKE START SHAKING HANDS WITH EVERYBODY.

"HEY, HOW YOU DOIN'? HOW YOU DOIN'?

ARIGHT? HOW YOU DOIN'? HEY, HOW--"

WE DON'T EVEN KNOW 'EM."HEY, HOW YOU DOING?

"HOW'S YOUR MOTHER? GIVE HER MY BLESS--

STRONG WOMAN, YOUR MOTHER," YOU KNOW. GUY'S LIKE,

"WHO THE HELL'S THAT?" THE GUY'S LIKE, "I DON'T KNOW.

BUT APPARENTLY HE KNOWS YOUR MOM."

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

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