Soul-Sucking

  • Season 1 , Ep 13
  • 11/10/2010
  • Views: 23,583

Because of Mark's Zechalech gift, Callie is under the impression that he wants her to suck out his soul. (2:22)

EXCUSE ME, UH, HOW FAR ARE WEFROM ROCKEFELLER CENTER?

- HOW FAR IS IT?

ABOUT THAT FAR.

- MM.

[eerie sucking noise]

IS IT ME, OR DOES THATLOOK JUST LIKE A--

[loud thump]

- THERE YOU ARE.

I'VE BEEN LOOKINGEVERYWHERE FOR YOU.

- WHOA.

- HAVE YOU BEEN AVOIDING ME?

- CALLIE, UH, BABY,

WE'VE GOT SORT OF AN EMERGENCYON OUR HANDS.

- OH, MY.YOU'RE RIGHT.

THAT THING REALLY ISREADY TO BLOW.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

LET'S JUST FILL ITRIGHT HERE.

WHO NEEDS THAT STUPID CEREMONY,ANYWAY?

GOING DOWN.

[shimmering tone]

- WHAT DID I TELL YOU, MARK?

NO HUMDINGERS.

- I HATE BUTTON FLY.

- SHE'S ABOUTTO SUCK YOUR SOUL OUT

ONE OF THE MANY WAYSTHEY DO IT:

THROUGH THE URETHRA.

- YOU WERE GOINGTO SUCK MY SOUL OUT?

- SO I'M CONFUSED.

I THOUGHT YOU WANTED THIS.

IF YOU DIDN'T,THEN WHY DID YOU GIVE ME...

[in demon voice]THE STUPID PUZZLE BOX?

- I WAS HORRIBLY MISLEDBY A SALES REPRESENTATIVE

AT THE HELLMARK STORE.

AND THEN I SAW YOU STANDINGON THAT STAGE ALL ALONE,

AND I FELT SORRY FOR YOU.

- THIS IS WHAT HAPPENSWHEN YOU DATE A HUMAN, CALLIE.

UGH, I HATE MY HUMAN HALF.

WANT A HUMDINGER?

- MORE THAN ANYTHING.

- CALLIE.

- [in demon voice]GET OUT.

[tires screeching]

PRINCE OF THRONES CATHEDRAL.

STEP ON IT.

- SORRY.

- WHOA, WHERE YOU GOING?

- IT'S OKAY, OFFICER.

MARK LILLY,DEPARTMENT OF INTEGRATION.

- SPECIAL AGENT CHET MCGOVERN,FBI.

- YES, SIR.

[mechanical whirring]

- IT'S DR. ALAN BORINGIN THE FLESH.

[mechanical whirring]

[beeping]

- [groans]

- WELL, ROTTING FLESH.

[mechanical clanking]

- IT'S HIS INSTRUCTION MANUAL.

[mechanical whirring]

- AW, HE WANTS A BELLY RUB.

- I DON'T THINKTHAT'S A BELLY RUB.

I THINK HE'S TRYINGTO MAKE SOME STIFFNESS

IN HIS BATHING SUIT AREA.

- WELL, HE NEEDS TO USEMORE STARCH THAN THAT,

BECAUSE THOSE LOOK LIKEWOOL SLACKS TO ME.

- NO, HE'S HERETO REFILL HIS TANK.

- BOY, THAT MUST HAVEBEEN TOUGH,

BEING GAY IN THE '50s.

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