Gregg Rogell - New York City Triathlon

  • Season 1 , Ep 13
  • 01/11/2011
  • Views: 9,370

Contestants have to run for their lives, steal a car in Newark and then register it at the DMV. (1:31)

(Gregg Rogell)TRYING TO GET IN SHAPENOW, A LITTLE BIT.

BEEN JOGGING.

JOGGERS TELL YOUWHEN THEY RUN,

THEY GET A RUNNERS' HIGH.

I'M NOT SURE WHATTHEY MEAN BY THAT,

BUT IF THEY MEAN PUKING ALLOVER MYSELF AND COLLAPSING,

I WAS PRETTY WASTED.

A BUDDY OF MINE RAN THE NEWYORK CITY MARATHON LAST MONTH.

26 MILESTHROUGH NEW YORK.

I DON'T HAVE THE STAMINATO WATCH IT ON TELEVISION,

TO BE HONEST WITH YOU.

WHO WANTS TO WATCH IT?

IT'S PEOPLE JOGGING.

THEY SHOULD MAKEIT DIFFICULT--

TURN IT INTO THE NEWYORK CITY TRIATHLON.

HAVE IT START IN THE SOUTHBRONX AT AROUND MIDNIGHT.

THAT I'D WATCH.

YEAH, YOU HAVE TORUN FOR YOUR LIFE TOTHE HUDSON RIVER...

SWIM ACROSS TONEWARK, STEAL A CAR,

AND THEN FOR THE ENDURANCEPART OF THE RACE,

DRIVE THE CAR BACKTO MANHATTAN AND GET IT

REGISTERED AT THE DEPARTMENTOF MOTOR VEHICLES.

HEY, YOU EVER GETA RUNNER'S HIGH?

I CAN'T EVEN STANDUP CORRECTLY.

I-I MAYBE I GOT ACRAWLER'S HIGH.

I DON'T UNDERSTANDTHAT--HIGH.

WHAT'S A HIGH?

WELL, I THINK IT'S LIKEWHEN YOU FEEL REAL GOODABOUT SOMETHING.

OR, IN MY UNCLEWILLY'S CASE,

WHEN YOU FEEL REALBAD ABOUT SOMETHING.

SO YOU SMOKE THESELITTLE WHITE ROCKS...

AND THE PAIN THAT YOU'RENOT MAN ENOUGH TO FACE

IS REPLACEDBY A HIGH.

AND THAT MAKESHIM FEEL BETTER?

YEAH, FOR ABOUT 10 MINUTES.

HE EVENTUALLY SOLDEVERYTHING HE OWNED--

EXCEPT HIS CAR,WHICH WAS REPOSSESSED,

AND HIS HOUSE WHICH HEBURNED DOWN WHILE

FREE BASING DRAINCLEANER, BUT WHATEVER.

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