The Colbert Report

The Word - Monopoly

Season 2 • 03/08/2006

You can trust monopolies.

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All You Need to Know - Video Games
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From Supreme Court rulings and international news to a new video game, here's All You Need To Know.
03/07/2006
00:36

Intro - 3/7/06
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Stephen will look at our progress in the war on terror and speak with congressional scholar, Norman Ornstein.
03/07/2006
07:30

Norman Ornstein
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Political scientist Norman Ornstein explains how the current Congress does less than nothing.
03/07/2006
03:05

Colbert Manor
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Stephen proves to Sir Benjamin Slade that he matches the criteria to become his heir.
03/07/2006
00:36

Intro - 3/8/06
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Coming up, Stephen covers Monopoly's anniversary, a pending Iraqi civil war and the fortitude of James Webb's convictions.
03/08/2006
02:39

Colbert Manor Revisited
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Stephen uses his family history to convince British aristocrat Sir Benjamin Slade that he is, in fact, the right choice to become his heir.
03/08/2006
01:37

Used Flag Offer
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Stephen likes putting up a fresh American flag every day, but that has caused him to have an excess of used flags.
03/08/2006
03:09

Stephen's Sound Advice - Civil War Do's & Don'ts
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From color-coded uniforms to famous generals, civil war advice may come in handy for the Iraqis.
03/08/2006
07:16

James Webb
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James Webb discusses his opinions on the current state of American politics and the war in Iraq.
03/08/2006
00:08

Fract - America Rocks
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With their number one hits, the band America shows how this country rocks.
03/08/2006
04:13

The Word - Monopoly
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In dedication to the board game Monopoly, Stephen discusses how monopolies are the best form of business.
03/08/2006
00:36

Intro - 3/9/06
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America is the land of "do-it-yourself," if by "it" you mean "driving to Home Depot and picking up a bunch of undocumented day laborers."
03/09/2006
03:36

Canadian Baseball?
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Stephen isn't taking Canada's victory over the United States in the World Baseball Classic lightly.
03/09/2006
06:08

Better Know a District - California's 39th District - Linda Sanchez
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Just because Linda Sanchez said she took money from Jack Abramoff in Spanish doesn't mean she didn't say it.
03/09/2006
03:06

The Word - D.I.Y.
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If you want anything you imagine a government should provide, the administration's message is clear -- do it yourself.
03/09/2006
06:11

Lorraine Bracco
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The only thing Lorraine Bracco is not looking forward to about "The Sopranos" is putting on pantyhose every time she has to go into that office.
03/09/2006
06:22

Christopher Buckley
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Christopher Buckley and Jack Abramoff may dress differently, but otherwise, they are very similar.
03/13/2006
02:41

The Word - Sidney Poitier
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The United Arab Emirates emirs were supposed to be the Sidney Poitiers of the Arab people.
03/13/2006
01:45

Not Gay
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Stephen wants all the supporters of the homosexual agenda to respect his choice to be "not gay."
03/13/2006
02:08

Predictions
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Based on the Southern Republican Leadership Conference straw poll, The Colbert Report predicts that Bill Frist will win the presidential election in 2008.
03/13/2006
01:24

Sign Off - Mad Magazine
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Stephen honors the inventor of the Mad Magazine fold-in, Al Jaffee.
03/13/2006
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