Richard Lewis - Cheating

Lenny Clarke & Mark Pitta Season 1, Ep 0101 02/24/1992 Views: 305

Cheating means the end of a relationship. (1:21)

DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM?

I DON'T KNOW, I JUST...

I USED TO FIGHT WITH MY EX

AND I USED TO ACTUALLYHAVE TO FIND, LIKE, CAFES

THAT HAD NERF UTENSILS,WHICH WAS SAD, YOU KNOW?

I MEAN, IT'S ONE THING ARGUING.

BUT WHEN YOUR EX-- SHE WAS MY EX

BUT WHEN WE DID A BOLO PUNCHDURING AN ARGUMENT, YOU KNOW?

AND CHEATING IS IT,THAT'S THE END.

I DON'T MIND ARGUING,HAVING PROBLEMS

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

EVERYONE HAS PROBLEMS.

LIFE IS SHORTAND YOU HAVE PROBLEMS.

BUT I MEAN, SHE CHEATED ON ME.

THAT WAS IT, BOTTOM LINE.

TIME OUT, IT'S OVER,I'M OUT OF HERE.

I MEAN, 4:00 IN THE MORNING,I'M HOME ALONE.

SHE COMES IN, "WHERE WERE YOU?"

I CAN SEE IF SHE SAID, "I'MWORKING WITH MOTHER TERESA."

SOMETHING LIKE THAT,THAT'S COOL.

SHE SAYS, "I WAS SEAL HUNTING."

COME ON, "I'M SEAL HUNTING"?

THEN SHE GOT UNDRESSED,WE GOT INTO BED.

SHE HAD SCRATCH MARKSON HER BACK.

I SAID, "COME ON,WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

"COME ON, LET ME GET OUTOF THIS RELATIONSHIP.

"WHAT ARE THESE MARKS?

BE HONEST, BE HONEST, MAN."

SHE SAYS, "I FELL ON A RAKE."

I MEAN, COME ON.

( laughter )

BUT I'LL BE FINE.

I'M GOING TO SANTA FE.

IT'S VERY NICE.

SANTA FE, NEW MEXICO, IF YOUDON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS...

I THINK IT'S CALLED"THE WOUNDED JEW RETREAT."

IT'S VERY HIP.