Nick Swardson - 80s Parties

Nick Swardson: Seriously Who Farted? Season 1, Ep 101 10/11/2009 Views: 198,262

Nick Swardson describes how hard people partied in the 80s and proves that women will always be down for an 80s-themed party. (1:05)

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[cheers and applause]

LOOK AT THAT.LOOK AT THAT REACTION.

I ALWAYS GET DRAGGEDTO THAT STUFF.

"IT'S AN '80s PARTY.

'80s, OH, MY GOD."

LOVE IT.

I COULD BE LIKE,

"OSAMA BIN LADEN'SHAVING A PARTY."

"WHAT?"

"LET'S GO, OSAMA BIN LADEN."

"THE TERRORIST?

NOT GOING TO THAT.THE GUY'S AN ASSHOLE."

"BUT IT'S, LIKE,AN '80s PARTY."

"WHAT TIME IS IT?

I'LL GO FOR A HALF HOUR.I DON'T EVEN CARE."

I ALWAYS THINKI DRINK A LOT,

AND THEN I'LL SEE, LIKE, BEHIND THE MUSIC

OF, LIKE, MOTLEY CRUE.

HEH, YOU KNOWWHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT?

THEN YOU JUST REALIZEYOU'RE A HUGE PUSSY.

[laughing]IT'LL BE LIKE,

"BEHIND THE MUSICOF MOTLEY CRUE."

I'LL COME HOME, I'M LIKE,

"YEAH, I JUST HAD,LIKE, 20 BEERS."

THEY'RE LIKE, "NIKKI SIXXDRANK HEROIN FROM A FIRE HOSE."

OKAY.

I'M A HUGE PUSSY.

BUT MY FAVORITE THINGWAS, UH,