The Ghost Realtor Pt. 1

  • Season 2 , Ep 1
  • 07/01/2014
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In a house Nathan hopes to advertise as ghost-free, a psychic discovers an evil presence. (6:39)

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IN L.A. COUNTY,AND IN AN OVERSATURATED MARKET,

IT CAN BE HARDTO STAND OUT FROM THE CROWD.

- WE'RE CONTINUALLY TRYINGTO OUTDO THE OTHER--[chuckles]

PERSON, YOU KNOW,TRYING TO GET BUSINESS.

- SO I PAID HER A VISITTO HELP HER BECOME

ONE OF THE MOST SOUGHT-AFTERREALTORS IN THE CITY.

SO I ALWAYS LIKE TO BEGIN WITHSOME SMALL TALK TO BREAK THE ICE

AND MAKE THE OTHER PERSONCOMFORTABLE.

- OKAY.

- HAVE YOU EVER POSEDFOR A PAINTING BEFORE?

- NO, NOT ACTUALLY,NOT FOR ANYTHING LIKE THAT.

- YOU'D MAKE A GOOD MODEL.YOU'RE VERY BEAUTIFUL.

- WELL, BLESS YOUR HEART.

THANK YOU SO MUCHFOR SAYING THAT.

- YOU'RE WELCOME.

SO IS THAT ENOUGH SMALL TALKTO MAKE YOU COMFORTABLE?

- YEAH, I GUESS SO.

- MY MISSION WAS TO MAKE SUEONE OF L.A.'s TOP REALTORS.

THE PLAN: HAVE HER SPECIALIZE

IN A CURRENTLY UNREPRESENTEDGROUP OF HOMEBUYER,

THE 50% OF PEOPLEWHO BELIEVE IN GHOSTS.

- GHOSTS?

- WHEN YOU SHOW A HOUSE,YOU KNOW, HALF THE PEOPLE

THAT COME THROUGH ARE THINKING,"IS THERE A GHOST IN HERE?"

- OKAY.

- SO IT SURPRISED ME THATI'VE NEVER SEEN A REALTOR

THAT CAN GUARANTEETHAT ALL THE HOMES THEY SELL

ARE ENTIRELY GHOST-FREE.

- TRUE, YEAH.

- SO WHAT I'M SUGGESTING

IS A COMPLETE RE-BRANDINGOF YOU AS THE GHOST REALTOR.

- HUH.

IT'S REALLY A WILD IDEA.

- SUE WASN'T FULLYSEEING MY VISION YET,

SO TO HELP SELL IT TO HER,I MOCKED UP SOME NEW BRANDING

AND PREPARED A SPECIAL SURPRISETO GET HER EXCITED.

READY?- UH-HUH.

- ALL RIGHT, OPEN YOUR EYES.LOOK.

- OH, MY GOSH.

THAT'S AMAZING.

- PRETTY GREAT, HUH?

- THAT'S ME.

"MY HOMES ARE 100% GHOST-AND DEMON-FREE."

OH, MY GOODNESS.

- I COULD TELL SUE WAS THRILLEDWITH HER NEW IMAGE,

BUT TO FULLY REBRANDAS THE GHOST REALTOR,

SHE'D NEED TO WORK WITHA PROFESSIONAL PSYCHIC MEDIUM

WHO COULD VERIFY WHETHERHER HOMES WERE TRULY GHOST-FREE.

SO I FOUND A LOCALPSYCHIC ONLINE...

- HELLO.I'M PSYCHIC RON BARD.

- AND ARRANGED FOR HE AND SUETO MEET AT ONE OF HER LISTINGS.

- MY MOTHER WAS CONSIDERED

QUEEN OF THE PSYCHICSBY DR. HANS HOLZER.

HE'S WRITTEN 145 BOOKS.

- WOW.

- AND MY DAUGHTER JUST FOUND HERFIRST MISSING CHILD IN NEW YORK.

- OKAY.

SO JUST TO BE CLEAR, IF THERE'SA GHOST IN THIS HOUSE,

YOU'LL BE ABLE TO TELL.

- THAT'S CORRECT.

- WITH RON'S GUARANTEE,I INTRODUCED HIM TO SUE.

- MY GREAT PLEASURE.

- AND THEN WE FOLLOWEDAS HE LED US THROUGH THE HOUSE

INSPECTING EACH ROOMFOR THE PRESENCE OF ANY GHOSTS.

- DEFINITELY A CHANGE OF ENERGY.

YOU FEEL THAT, CORRECT?- MM-HMM, DEFINITELY.

I FEEL, LIKE, CHILLS GOING DOWNMY SPINE RIGHT NOW.

- RIGHT.- IS IT A GHOST?

- NO.

- THINGS WERE OFF TOA GREAT START, AS RON BELIEVED

THE FIRST HOUSEWAS COMPLETELY GHOST-FREE.

- I'M NOT FEELING THERE'SANY ENTITIES IN THIS HOUSE.

- WELL, THAT'S GOOD.- THAT'S GOOD.

- YES.- I CAN SELL THE HOUSE.

- [chuckles] YEAH.- YEAH.

- BUT WHEN WE VISITEDANOTHER ONE OF SUE'S LISTINGS,

RON FELT A PRESENCEIMMEDIATELY.

- I'M HEARING SCREAMING ANDARGUING THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE.

- SCREAMING AND ARGUING?- YEAH.

THIS IS NO GOOD.

- OH, DEAR.- THE BATHROOM?

- THIS WHOLE HOUSE.SOMETHING'S WRONG.

- WOW.

- RON SENSED EVIL ALL AROUND US.

- SOMETHING WENT ON BACK THERE.

- BUT IT WASN'T UNTILWE WENT INTO THE BEDROOM

THAT HE FELTTHE TRUE PRESENCE OF THE GHOST.

- YOU FEEL LIKE THERE'SGHOSTS AROUND, OR--

- YEAH.- OOH, IS THAT RIGHT?

- I FEEL THERE ARE ENTITIESIN THIS HOUSE.

- I SEE.- THERE'S NO QUESTION ABOUT IT.

- WELL, THAT SUCKS FOR YOU.

- YEAH, YEAH.

- WHAT IS HIS ACTIVITYIN THE HOUSE?

- IT'S, LIKE, EVIL.

IT'S LIKE--YOU KNOWWHAT AN INCUBUS IS?

IT'S A GHOST THAT'LL HAVE SEXWITH SOMEONE UNTIL THEY DIE.

- [gasps]WOW.

THAT'S LIKE WHAT I EXPERIENCEDWHEN I WAS IN SWITZERLAND.

SOMETHING BAD,A BAD SPIRIT OR A BAD ENTITY.

- THIS IS THE ROOMTHAT IT'S GENERATING FROM.

- WHAT HAPPENED IN SWITZERLAND?- WHEN I WAS BEING CHOKED.

- YOU WERE BEING CHOKEDIN SWITZERLAND?

- YEAH.

- WE WERE JUSTTALKING ABOUT THAT.

- WHAT?

- EARLIER,WE WERE TALKING ABOUT--

- CHOKED BY WHAT?- BY AN ENTITY LIKE THAT.

I FELT LIKE I WAS BEING PICKED--

- WHAT, A GHOST CHOKED YOUIN SWITZERLAND?

- YES.- WOW.

- OH, YES.

THERE'S BEEN MANY THINGSTHAT HAS HAPPENED IN MY LIFE.

THAT'S WHY IT'S SOINTERESTING TO MEET YOU.

- SUE'S BOMBSHELL ABOUT THESWITZERLAND GHOST MADE ME FEEL

AN URGENCY TO GET RIDOF THIS ENTITY RIGHT AWAY.

THE ONLY QUESTION WAS HOW.

- IT COULD ALWAYS BE CLEANED.

- RON SUGGESTED AN EXORCISM,SO THE NEXT MORNING,

I FOUND AN EXORCIST FROM FRESNONAMED BROTHER CARLOS...

- YOU HAVE TO OBEY ME,AND YOU HAVE TO COME OUT.

IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST,DEVILS.

- AND BOOKED HIMTO DO AN EXORCISM

IN THE MASTER BEDROOMFOR THE FOLLOWING WEEK.

IN THE MEANTIME,SUE HAD AN APPOINTMENT

TO SHOW THE HOUSE THAT SHEPREFERRED NOT TO CANCEL.

SO BEFORE THE POTENTIALBUYER ARRIVED,

I REMINDED HER TO BE UPFRONTABOUT THE STATUS OF THE HOME.

YOU JUST HAVE TO BE HONEST WITHTHE PERSON YOU'RE SHOWING IT TO,

AND IT LET THEM KNOW THATEVEN THOUGH THERE IS AN ENTITY,

WE WILL BE DOINGAN EXORCISM VERY SOON,

AND THAT WILL GET RID OF IT.

- THAT'S--YES, OKAY.THAT SOUNDS PERFECT.

- OKAY, GREAT. SO GOOD LUCK.- OKAY. THANK YOU SO MUCH.

- OH, THANKS.

AND MOMENTS LATER,

SUE BEGAN HER FIRST SHOWINGAS THE GHOST REALTOR.

- SO THE DINING ROOM'S THIS WAY,

AND THEN THE KITCHEN'STO YOUR RIGHT.

- AFTER THE POTENTIAL BUYERMADE HER WAY THROUGH THE HOUSE,

IT WAS UP TO SUETO CLOSE THE DEAL.

- SO WHAT DID YOU THINK?

- I LIKE IT, ESPECIALLYTHE WALK-IN CLOSET.

[laughs]- OH, A NICE, BIG ONE.

- YES, A NICE, BIG CLOSET.

AND THE MASTER BEDROOMIS REALLY NICE.

- YES.- I LIKE IT, YES.

- WONDERFUL.

WELL, I DO HAVE TO EXPLAINSOMETHING TO YOU.

UPSTAIRS IN THE MASTER BEDROOM,

WE DID FIND A ENTITY,

AND IT WAS AN INCUBUS.

I KNOW YOU'RE WONDERINGWHAT THAT IS.

- I HAVE NO IDEA.[laughs]

- WELL, THAT IS A PRETTY EVILSPIRIT, ACTUALLY,

AND HE SAID THATTHIS SPIRIT RAPES WOMEN

AND HAS SEX WITH THEMUNTIL THEY DIE.

I KNOW IT SOUNDS AWFUL,

BUT WE'RE GOING TOHAVE IT TAKEN CARE OF.

WE'RE GOING TO HAVE AN EXORCISTCOME IN AND GET RID OF IT.

- THIS IS REAL? REALLY? LIKE--- I KNOW.

- [laughs]- I KNOW.

ISN'T THAT UNBELIEVABLE

THAT THINGS LIKE THISHAPPEN IN THIS WORLD?

SO TRUST ME.

COME BACK IN A COUPLE OF DAYS,

AND YOU'LL SEEIT'S A BIG DIFFERENCE.

- IT WAS CLEARSUE WAS HAVING TROUBLE

KEEPING BUYERS INTERESTEDWITH AN INCUBUS STILL PRESENT,

BUT I WAS HOPEFUL ALL THATWOULD CHANGE AFTER OUR EXORCISM.

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