NOT THE JEWFANT.

>> TLC'S "MY STRANGE ADDICTION"

COMES BACK AND THEY BOOKED A

FAT CHICK THAT EATS CAT HAIR

LIKE IT'S GOING OUT OF STYLE.

>> JUST CHEWING IT IS RELAXING.

HER FUR IS SUCH AN INTERESTING

TEXTURE.

IT'S SO SOFT AND SALTY.

>> I'M SO GLAD THAT WAS A WHITE

WOMAN.

>> THAT LADY'S PERFECT FOR YOU.

SHE'S FAT, WHITE AND EATS HER

OWN PUSSY.

JUST SAYING.

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

>> DOES SHE HAVE A SISTER?

>> SHE'S 300 POUNDS.

SHE HAS TO BE SNEAKING IN A

COUPLE OF BUGLES INTO THIS CAT

HAIR DIET OF HERS.

>> HER FAVORITE ICE CREAM IS

TOM & JERRY'S.

I'VE NEVER HEARD OF THIS.

NEVER HEARD OF THIS.

IT WAS BAFFLEING TO ME.

>> SHERROD, IT'S ANOTHER THING

I'VE NEVER HEARD OF.

>> HOW GODDAMN CONFUSED IS THE

PLUMBER GOING TO BE.

HE'S GOING TO BE, WE HAVE A --

WHAT THE?

WHAT'S BEEN [BEEP] --

>> THIS LADY COULD LIVE ON ONE

OF YOUR EYEBROWS FOR A YEAR.

>> WE OUGHT TO GET TOGETHER.

YOU KNOW SHE HAS A COUPLE OF

ON-LINE RELATIONSHIPS GOING,

TOO.

WELL, I'M SWEDISH.

I'M BLONDE.

I'M 5'11."

I DON'T EVEN MY CAT'S HAIR.

DO YOU WATCH "CATFISH?"

ACT ONE, SHE'S MY SOULMATE.

I NEVER GET TIRED OF HER WORDS

OR HER VOICE.

TWO, SHE'S FAT.

[BEEP], BITCH.

YOU DON'T NEED TO WATCH IT.

THAT'S WHAT IT IS.

>> PRETTY MUCH WHAT IT IS.

>> YOU HAVE SOME CAT HAIR ON

YOUR SWEATER.

>> I DO.