The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

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Season 3 • 07/01/1999

Rob Schneider thinks Jon shouldn't let Mike Myers hump him.

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04:02

God Save the Queens
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Three child beauty queens are stripped of their crowns after alleged inappropriate behavior.
06/30/1999
00:29

Alien Influence
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Donny Osmond denies he is an alien.
06/30/1999
00:51

Recap - 7/1/99
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Jon recaps the top stories of the night: Russian fighter planes, Mike Russ' concepts and Timothy Leary.
07/01/1999
02:17

Headlines - The Jet Offensive
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U.S. fighter jets intercepted two Russian bombers over Iceland that had flown within striking distance of the United States.
07/01/1999
01:03

Headlines - Tune In, Turn On, Rat Out
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Timothy Leary informed on Weather Underground members after the group helped him escape from prison.
07/01/1999
04:57

Alien Nation
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Perception expert Mike Russ uses all of his brain and determines that Donny Osmond is an alien.
07/01/1999
01:22

Other News - Carbon Copy
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A high powered telescope reveals a planet similar to Earth, but sporting an eye patch, smoking a cigarette and gently stroking a Persian cat.
07/01/1999
00:14

Moment of Zen - Fake Kenny Rogers Head
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A woman holds up a fake Kenny Rogers head.
07/01/1999
02:17

Hollywood Stereotypes
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Hollywood wants us to believe that the French are smelly, rude and speak a very weird version of Spanish.
07/01/1999
01:34

Al Up in That - Mattresses
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Al Greenwood, the Bedspread King, thinks that all of this mattress business is a bunch of hokum and horsesh*t.
07/01/1999
04:21

Rob Schneider
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Rob Schneider talks about humping, yoga and losing parts to Jon.
07/01/1999
01:10

This Just In - Crippled: Believe It or Not!
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UCLA football players are being charged with faking injuries to obtain handicap parking spaces, which is ironic since their SAT scores indicate major disabilities.
07/12/1999
02:14

Headlines - Snatched Victory
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The U.S. women's soccer team wins the women's World Cup, but, unfortunately, the trophy makes them look fat.
07/12/1999
00:10

Moment of Zen - Bull
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A man deftly rides a mechanical bull.
07/12/1999
00:57

Nose For News
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Jon Stewart sums up his vacation with one word: rhinoplasty.
07/12/1999
04:28

Adam Arkin
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The cast of "Chicago Hope" discovered if they were going to last another season at the script read-through.
07/12/1999
00:51

Recap - 7/12/99
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Where are we as a society when a rock star and a super model cannot make a marriage work?
07/12/1999
02:25

Public Excess - The Actor, The Singer, The Funny Man
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Singer Dave Sweeney might hit some pedestrians in his singing show but you can bet he'll never hit a note.
07/12/1999
01:16

Other News - Piece Out
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The only successful lawsuit against gun makers to date was the 1998 suit to take spokesman Kaboom the Klown off the packaging of Baby's First Magnum.
07/12/1999
01:09

Hot Annul Action
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Mick Jagger and Jerry Hall's marriage was annulled, thus ending a relationship of 22 years, four children and Mick's relentless banging of other women.
07/12/1999
00:11

Moment of Zen - Iranian Protest
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Iranian women protest in burkas.
07/13/1999
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