Hari Kondabolu - White Chocolate

  • Season 15 , Ep 7
  • 01/11/2011
  • Views: 10,128

If you think of white chocolate before you think of brown chocolate, then you are a racist. (1:15)

- SO LET ME TALKABOUT SOMETHING

PERHAPS WE CAN ALLRELATE TO: CHOCOLATE.

YEAH, YEAH, WE ALL KNOWOR LIKE CHOCOLATE, YES?

[cheers and applause]

IT'S CHOCOLATE--CHOCOLATE IS GREAT.

I LOVE CHOCOLATE.

HERE'S WHY I LOVECHOCOLATE SO MUCH.

YOU SEE, IN THIS COUNTRYA PERSON IS ASSUMED TO BE WHITE,

UNLESS OTHERWISESPECIFIED.

THAT'S WHYI LIKE CHOCOLATE,

BECAUSE WHEN YOU FIRSTTHINK OF CHOCOLATE,

YOU THINK OFSOMETHING BROWN.

AND IF YOU THINK OFWHITE CHOCOLATE FIRST,

WELL, THEN,YOU'RE A RACIST,

HONESTLY-- COME ON.

[cheers and applause]

WHO'S THINKIN' OF CHOCOLATEIN THAT SITUATION EXACTLY?

AND HERE ISTHE BIGGER QUESTION:

WHY DID WE NEED WHITECHOCOLATE TO BEGIN WITH?

WHAT WAS WRONGWITH CHOCOLATE?

IT'S CHOCOLATE--IT'S GREAT.

WHY DID WE NEED TOMAKE WHITE CHOCOLATE?

"DO YOU LOVETHE TASTE OF CHOCOLATE,

"BUT CAN'T STANDLOOKING AT IT?"

[audience laughing]

"WELL, TRY SOMEWHITE CHOCOLATE, HUH?

"IT'S FROM THE PEOPLE THATBROUGHT YOU WHITE JESUS!"

[cheers and applause]

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