Jon Reep - Famous Hickory

  • Season 10 , Ep 11
  • 03/23/2006
  • Views: 33,527

I LOVE IT. I DO.

EVERY TIME I GO OUT DANCING THOUGH, MAN,

YOU ALWAYS SEE THAT ONE IDIOT ON THE DANCE FLOOR, YOU KNOW?

SOMETIMES I'M THAT GUY, WHATEVER.

BUT THERE'S ALWAYS ONE DUDE AND HE'S DOING THIS ONE.

AND HE'S LIKE,"CHECK IT OUT YOU GUYS,I'M A SPRINKLER."

[LAUGHTER]

"NO, YOU'RE NOT.THAT'S CALLED THE IDIOT.AND YOU'RE GOOD."

I'M JUST JEALOUS THOUGH, YOU KNOW.

I DIDN'T HAVE THAT KIND OF SPRINKLER WHEN I WAS A KID.

THAT WAS FOR THE GOLF COURSE KIDS. I DIDN'T HAVE IT.

I HAD THAT $2 WAL-MART SPRINKLER.

YOU KNOW THE ONE THAT JUST GOES LIKE THIS.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

"JUMP THROUGH ME." AND YOU'RE LIKE, "YES. HA-HA!

I GOT MY CROTCH WET. THIS IS BETTER THAN A POOL."

SO, CAN YOU GUYS TELL THAT I'M NOT FROM THE "CITY"?

- ANY CITY. - [LAUGHTER]

- "PICK A CITY." "NOPE." - [LAUGHTER]

I'M FROM A LITTLE TOWN IN NORTH CAROLINA CALLED HICKORY.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

THAT'S HOW YOUGOTTA SAY IT TOO, RIGHT?

YOU GOTTA SHAKE YOUR HEAD, WHEN YOU SAY, "HICKORY."

- [LAUGHTER] - I'M FROM HICKORY.

EH, HICKORY'S ARE GREAT, MAN. WE ARE KIND OF FAMOUS,

YOU KNOW WE USED TO BE THEFURNITURE CAPITOL OF THE WORLD.

HOME TO WINSTON CUP CHAMPION DALE JARRETT

AND THAT PIG FROM GREEN ACRES FROM HICKORY.

- HE'S HUGE. - [LAUGHTER]

HICKORY ACTUALLY SITS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE APPALACHIAN MOUNTAINS.

SO, LIKE EVEN HILLBILLIESARE ACTUALLY LOOKING DOWN ON US.

"LOOK AT 'EM DOWN THEREBRUSHIN' THEIR TOOTH."

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

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