Jake Johannsen - Illegal Immigration

  • Season 1 , Ep 4
  • 01/11/2011
  • Views: 7,423

Jake Johannsen has a solution for illegal immigration. (0:57)

(Jake Johannsen)I HAVE AN IDEA FOR, AH,ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION?

CALIFORNIA, WE, AH,PASSED THESE LAWS

ABOUT ILLEGALIMMIGRATION, ALL THE TIME,

AND THEY'RE CONTROVERSIAL,AND HARD TO ENFORCE.

MY PLAN FOR ILLEGALIMMIGRATION, VERY SIMPLE.

BURNING RIVER OF GAS.

YES.

WITH THE WHOLE BORDERBURNING RIVER OF GAS,

AND, AH, I SAY WE DO CANADA,TOO, JUST TO BE FAIR.

UM... WE DO NOT NEED ALANTHICKE COMING DOWN HERE

WHENEVER HE WANTS.

UH, FIRST OF ALL,BURNING RIVER OF GAS,

THAT IS GONNA CREATE ALOT OF JOBS, YA KNOW,

IT'S A BIG PROJECT.

SECOND OF ALL,TOURIST ATTRACTION.

I WILL GO SEE THAT,WOULDN'T YOU?

BURNING RIVER OF GAS?

IT'S LIKE, "WHOA..."EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE

SOMEONE TRY TO RUNACROSS, "WAAAH!"

YA KNOW.

HAVE THE RANGERPUT HIM OUT,

THROW HIM BACKON THE OTHER SIDE.

BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME.

BUT MAYBE WE CAN EVER TURNIT OFF AND ON AT RANDOM

TO ENCOURAGEPEOPLE TO GO FOR IT.

AH, YOU'D BE OUT THERE,TAILGATIN' WITH YOUR FAMILY,

"YA GOT IT, YAGOT IT, YA GOT IT,

"WAA-AA-AA-AAAH.

BEST VACATION EVER."

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