Uncensored - Steve Rannazzisi - Little Boys vs. Little Girls

Steve Rannazzisi: Manchild Season 1, Ep 101 11/16/2013 Views: 3,491

Drawing time can quickly turn into a disaster in Steve Rannazzisi's house. (1:29)

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GIRLS ARE JUST SO MUCH BETTERWHEN THEY'RE YOUNGER

THAN BOYS -- SO MUCH BETTER.

HIS LITTLE ONE COMES OVERTO OUR HOUSE ALL THE TIME,

AND MY SON AND HER,

YOU SEND THEM DOWNSTAIRSWITH A BOX OF CRAYONS,

AND THEY'LL GO DOWN THEREFOR HOURS, DRAWING PICTURES.

AND I GO DOWN THERETO CHECK ON THEM,

AND THE LITTLE GIRL HASALL OF HER PICTURES LINED UP.

SHE HAS THEM HUNG,AND SHE'S FRAMING THEM.

SHE'S LIKE, "LOOK, UNCLE STEVE.

LOOK AT ALL THE PICTURESI DREW."

I GO, "FAITH,THOSE ARE BEAUTIFUL!

YOU DID SUCH A GREAT JOB!"

FULL DISCLOSURE --THEY ARE PIECES OF SHIT.

[ LAUGHTER ]

THERE'S SOMETHING OFFWITH HER EYEBALLS OR SOMETHING.

VISUALLY, SHE HAS ISSUES.

BUT THEN I PAN OVERTO SEE MY SON STANDING THERE --

NO SHIRT ON...

[ LAUGHTER ]

...NO EYE CONTACT,NOTHING DRAWN ON ANY PAPER --

NOTHING, NO MARKINGS AT ALL.

THEY'VE BEEN DOWN THEREFOR HOURS.

HE'S JUST...

[ LAUGHTER ]

I'M LIKE, "HEY, BUDDY.WHERE ARE YOUR PICTURES?"

HE'S LIKE...

THEN HE OPENS UP HIS MOUTH,

AND OUT POURS HUNDREDS OF PIECESOF CRAYON IN LIQUID FORM.

NOW I'M ON THE FLOOR,LOOKING FOR WHOLE ONES.

I CAN'T FIND ANY WHOLE ONES!

I SENT THEM DOWNWITH A BOX OF 36!

I FOUND TWO -- TWO WHOLE ONES!

NOW, THEY SAYTHEY'RE NOT POISONOUS,

BUT IF YOU EAT 30 OF ANYTHING,THINGS ARE GONNA GO WRONG.

[ LAUGHTER ]

HIS SHITSFOR THE NEXT THREE DAYS

LOOKED LIKEJACKSON POLLOCK PAINTINGS.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

I DIDN'T KNOWWHETHER TO FLUSH THEM

OR HAVE THEM CURATED.

THEY WERE BEAUTIFUL.