#HashtagWars - #WinterSongs

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The holidays are over, but Jonah Ray, Laurie Kilmartin and Doug Benson keep the seasonal celebration going with icy versions of catchy songs. (1:55)

WELL, NOW IT'S TIMEFOR TONIGHT'S #HASHTAGWARS.

-FIRST ONE OF THE YEAR.-(CHEERING)

THE HOLIDAYS ARE OVER.PTUH! YEAH, SCREW 'EM!

THEY'RE DEAD TO YOU! AND WE'REALL GETTING BACK TO REAL LIFE.

NO MORE COOKIES FOR EVERY MEAL.

NO MORE WAKING UPWITH EGGNOG HANGOVERS.

NO MORE MASTURBATINGTO SEXY GINGERBREAD MEN.

-ENOUGH ALREADY! ENOUGH!-KILMARTIN: OH, COME ON.

-CHRIS.-ONE MORE NIGHT. ONE MORE NIGHT.

DECORATE THAT COOKIE.

-(LAUGHTER)-UH...

BUT... EVEN THOUGH THE CAROLSARE ALL GONE,

WE CAN STILL SING OUR HEARTS OUT

UNTIL UPSTAIRS NEIGHBORSCOMPLAIN ABOUT THE NOISE.

THAT IS WHY TONIGHT'S HASHTAGIS #WINTERSONGS.

EXAMPLES MIGHT BE--"POUR SOME COCOA ON ME,"

AND, UH, "BLIZZARDS IN PARIS."

I'M GONNA PUT 60 SECONDSON THE CLOCK, AND BEGIN.

-DOUG BENSON.-"COLD FOR TEACHER."

-YES, POINTS. VERY GOOD.-(LAUGHTER)

-JONAH.-COLDPLAY'S "YELLOW... SNOW."

-ALL RIGHT. POINTS.-(LAUGHTER)

UH, LAURIE.

-UM, "BAKE LIKE AN ALASKAN."-ALL RIGHT, POINTS, LAURIE.

-DOUG.-"RHYTHM HIBERNATION."

-YES, POINTS.-(LAUGHTER)

-JONAH RAY.-"FROSTBITTEN TWICE SHY."

-POINTS. VERY GOOD.-(LAUGHTER)

UH, DOUG BENSON.

UH... "ZAMBONI MONY."

-(LAUGHTER)-YES, POINTS. LAURIE KILMARTIN.

"FOUND DEADIN THE NORWEGIAN WOODS."

-YES, POINTS.-(LAUGHTER)

-JONAH. -"HYPOTHERMIAKILLED THE RADIO STAR."

-POINTS.-(LAUGHTER)

-JONAH. -"GIRL,YOU'LL BE A SNOWMAN SOON."

-POINTS.(LAUGHTER)

DOUG.

"AIN'T TOO PROUD TO EGGNOG."

-ALL RIGHT, POINTS.-(LAUGHTER)

FINALLY. UH, LAURIE.

-"PINBALL BLIZZARD."-YES, POINTS. VERY GOOD. DOUG.

UH, "HAPPY BRRRTHDAY TO YOU."

(LAUGHTER)

(APPLAUSE)

(AUDIENCE WHOOPING)

(QUIETLY):POINTS. UH...