You fought all year,beat out scandal after scandal,
got your husbandto keep his dick in his pants--
though, that was probablylargely because of his age--
and finallyreached the big night
where you're officiallynominated
as the Democraticpresidential candidate.
What better way to celebratethan with a kick-ass video?
Jack, roll the kick-assness!
Yeah, that's whatI'm talking about.
Rise to the topand destroy all of your haters!
As with most videos released onthe Internet, this got a remix.
Comedians,what was the video mashed-up
with Stone Cold Steve Austin'stheme song,
-or the Imperial March from...?Yes, Matt Mira. -It's...
I mean, it's got to beStone Cold. The glass shatters.
-You're thinking Hillary 3:16.-All right, let's find out.
-♪ -OTHERS: Yeah!
Hillary 3:16 says
I don't understand e-mail!
How awesome, though.She smashed the ceiling
but cracked a smile.