Nick Griffin - Fake Breasts

Kornfeld, Griffin, Dungey, Dunham Season 3, Ep 306 01/11/2000 Views: 7,560

It's not the woman's responsibility to have big breasts. (2:06)

BUT WHENEVER YOU READ THEARTICLES ABOUT THE CELEBRITIES

THEY ALWAYSEXAGGERATE THEIR LIVES.

TRY TO MAKE THEMSEEM SO AMAZING.

HE WORKED THREE YEARSAS A DISHWASHER

BEFORE HE HIT IT BIG.

HEY, I WORKED THREE YEARSAS A DISHWASHER

BEFORE I BECAME A BUSBOY.

SOME OF THESE CELEBRITIES

AREN'T EVEN TALENTED.

SUPERMODELS?

GRANTED, THEY'RE HOT, BUT...

HOW CAN YOU NOT BE SUPERAT MODELING?

ALL YOU HAVE TO DOIS WALK AROUND IN NICE CLOTHES.

HELL, A HANGERCAN DO HALF THAT JOB.

YOU PUT A MANNEQUIN ON WHEELS

THESE CHICKSARE OUT OF BUSINESS.

AND WHAT SEPARATES THE MODELSFROM THE SUPERMODELS?

WHAT ARE THE MODELS DOING WRONG?

WHAT, DO THEY GETTO THE END OF THE RUNWAY

THEY KEEP GOING?

BUT EVERYONE WANTSTO LOOK LIKE THEM, YOU KNOW?

EVERYONE FIXES THEMSELVES UP,WANTS TO LOOK PERFECT--

THE FAKE BREASTS VERY POPULAR.

I DON'T KNOW WHY THEY GET THEM.

YOU WOMEN...

WELL, THE GUYS LIKE BIG BREASTS.

THE GUYS LOVE BIG BREASTS.

WHO CARES? SO WHAT?

IT'S NOT YOUR RESPONSIBILITY.

GUYS LIKE BEER, TOO.

WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A TAP PUT IN?

WELL, IT IMPROVES THE SEX LIFE.

THE BIG BREASTSIMPROVE THE SEX LIFE.

FOR WHOM?

A GUY TAKES YOUR SHIRT OFF,YOU GOT A PERFECT RACK?

IT'S JUST GOINGTO MAKE US FINISH QUICKER.

THAT'S RIGHT.

YEAH.

YOU WANT TO IMPROVE THE SEX LIFE

GET A... I DON'T KNOW...A THIRD EYE.

SOMETHING TO DISTRACT US.

SERIOUSLY,WE'RE GETTING ALL EXCITED

THAT EYE POPS OPEN.

OH, WAIT A MINUTE!

OH, LET'S SLOW IT DOWNFOR A SECOND.

I WANT TO CUDDLE.

I WANT TO CUDDLE RIGHT NOW.