WHAT OF WE DO LIKEA LITTLE SCRIMMAGE?
ADAM, YOU BE THE FIREE...
- THAT DOESN'T MAKE MUCH SENSE,KINDA THE TOP GUN.
- AND I WILL BETHE FIRER, OKAY.
AND NO MATTER WHAT THIS GUY SAYSOR THROWS MY WAY, YOU KNOW,
I'LL JUST POWER THROUGHAND I'LL FIRE THE GUY, OKAY?
IT'S REAL EASY.ARE YOU READY?
- I'M READY.- OKAY. LET'S GET TO IT.
ADAM, I'M SORRY TO SAY THIS,BUT WE GOT TO LET YOU GO, BUD.
- YOU'RE FIRING ME?
I WORK HERE FOR 60 YEARSBUILDING THIS COMPANY
FROM THE GROUND UP,AND YOU FIRING ME?
- SORRY, DUDE.
- I AIN'T GOING OUTLIKE NO BITCH, YOU BITCH.
- ANDERS, YOU HEARD ANYTHING?
I CAN'T LOSE MY JOB,YOU UNDERSTAND?
I AIN'T GOING BACKTO SUBSTITUTE TEACHING.
- MONTEZ, MY EYESARE BURNING RIGHT NOW.
COME ON.
- YOU KIDS GOT NO SHAME,NO DECENCY.
THANKS FOR THIS APRON, MAN.
- YOU GOT A .44 MAGNUMPOINTED AT YOUR HEAD.
WHAT THE [bleep]ARE YOU DOING?
YOU FIRE ME, I'LL KILL YOUAND EVERYBODY IN HERE.
- OH, DO WHAT HE SAYS, BLAKE.
- YOU REALLY THINKI'M THAT STUPID?
- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
- CHECK THE GUN, HOTSHOT.
- VERY CLEVER.
VERY CLEVER.
YOU TAKE THE BULLETSOUT OF MY GUN.
- YEAH.
- BUT LET'S SEE IF YOU CANTAKE THE BULLETS
OUT OF THIS BUTTERFLY KNIFE.
- JILLIAN, GO AHEAD AND GIVETHIS GUY A CIGARETTE,
'CAUSE I'M ABOUTTO LIGHT HIM UP.
- ARE THOSE SUNGLASSES?
- YEAH, SUNGLASSES.- COOL.
- FOR MY FLAMETHROWER.
- NO, NO.
- YOU'RE FIRED.- NO!
- YOU'RE SO FIRED.
- [screaming]
- OOH! OOH! OOH!
- [still screaming]
- AND HE'S FIRED.
- AND I'M FIRED.- AND HE'S FIRED.
- THAT WAS VERY INFORMATIVE.- THANK YOU.