Scrimmage Firing

  • Season 2 , Ep 6
  • 10/25/2011
  • Views: 52,262

Blake and Adam show Jillian how to fire someone while Ders desperately searches for eyewash. (2:17)

WHAT OF WE DO LIKEA LITTLE SCRIMMAGE?

ADAM, YOU BE THE FIREE...

- THAT DOESN'T MAKE MUCH SENSE,KINDA THE TOP GUN.

- AND I WILL BETHE FIRER, OKAY.

AND NO MATTER WHAT THIS GUY SAYSOR THROWS MY WAY, YOU KNOW,

I'LL JUST POWER THROUGHAND I'LL FIRE THE GUY, OKAY?

IT'S REAL EASY.ARE YOU READY?

- I'M READY.- OKAY. LET'S GET TO IT.

ADAM, I'M SORRY TO SAY THIS,BUT WE GOT TO LET YOU GO, BUD.

- YOU'RE FIRING ME?

I WORK HERE FOR 60 YEARSBUILDING THIS COMPANY

FROM THE GROUND UP,AND YOU FIRING ME?

- SORRY, DUDE.

- I AIN'T GOING OUTLIKE NO BITCH, YOU BITCH.

- ANDERS, YOU HEARD ANYTHING?

I CAN'T LOSE MY JOB,YOU UNDERSTAND?

I AIN'T GOING BACKTO SUBSTITUTE TEACHING.

- MONTEZ, MY EYESARE BURNING RIGHT NOW.

COME ON.

- YOU KIDS GOT NO SHAME,NO DECENCY.

THANKS FOR THIS APRON, MAN.

- YOU GOT A .44 MAGNUMPOINTED AT YOUR HEAD.

WHAT THE [bleep]ARE YOU DOING?

YOU FIRE ME, I'LL KILL YOUAND EVERYBODY IN HERE.

- OH, DO WHAT HE SAYS, BLAKE.

- YOU REALLY THINKI'M THAT STUPID?

- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

- CHECK THE GUN, HOTSHOT.

- VERY CLEVER.

VERY CLEVER.

YOU TAKE THE BULLETSOUT OF MY GUN.

- YEAH.

- BUT LET'S SEE IF YOU CANTAKE THE BULLETS

OUT OF THIS BUTTERFLY KNIFE.

- JILLIAN, GO AHEAD AND GIVETHIS GUY A CIGARETTE,

'CAUSE I'M ABOUTTO LIGHT HIM UP.

- ARE THOSE SUNGLASSES?

- YEAH, SUNGLASSES.- COOL.

- FOR MY FLAMETHROWER.

- NO, NO.

- YOU'RE FIRED.- NO!

- YOU'RE SO FIRED.

- [screaming]

- OOH! OOH! OOH!

- [still screaming]

- AND HE'S FIRED.

- AND I'M FIRED.- AND HE'S FIRED.

- THAT WAS VERY INFORMATIVE.- THANK YOU.

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